Ramblings from a Sober fan Part III

If you're an Oilers fan you've probably felt a mix of emotions over the past month. Everything from FUCK MY LIFE I WANT TO DIE!!! To Holy Shit that Dubnyk is pretty good, and if we didn't have all of these injuries we wouldn't be a lottery team.

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Canucks

Real-life Example Of What The BCB Looks Like At This Point

*Blows off a 27 inch pile of dust* Hello? Is this thing on? Where am I? Holy shit, it's the year 2012 already?? Where has the time gone? So yeah, we've been a bit of an absentee dad lately, and for that we're sorry. But honestly, who can blame us?

Hemsky to Dallas

Hey Jackasses! I'm back with a brand new juicy rumour...

Ales Hemsky to Dallas for Mark Fistric and a 4th round pick.

It sounds like Dallas is looking to add a offensive player to help fill in the gap while Ribiero and Benn are out with injuries and the Oilers need another defenseman that can play at an NHL level.

Fistric is what the Oilers could only hope Peckham turns into.

Would you make this trade.

This bothers the living piss out of me

I found a bunch of pictures taken of me and there was once constant, check out my pinky! THAT BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF ME. I hold I mic like i'm drinking tea! What if I masturbate with my pinky out? These are the things that I think about.

Who Should Stay and Who Should Go?/response to anger

Blog post reserved for after I eat some lunch ;) Till then everyone ponder this, would it benefit hockey, Alberta, The Oilers, and society as a whole if Hall and Eberle were gay?