JSBM Gets Hacked...

We don't know when it happened, but at some point between the time I left work yesterday, and today JSBM was hacked. If you tried to log onto the site this morning, you wouldn't have been able to. We're looking at you, PETA.

This morning I rolled out of bed, hungover, and came to to write something mindless for you. What I found, was that our passwords didn't work. I tried to log into the site again... Blogger tells me that the account had been removed by user.

Immediately, I blamed jeanshorts. I thought JS got blitzed, tried to post something for the first time in years, forgot how to use the Internets and deleted the site in frustration. It made sense.

I try our e-mail address... nothing. However, the e-mail address says that it has been locked due to suspicious behaviour. Say wha? I fill out the information for Google support, and toss in the call back for service option.

A few minutes later, a guy from Google calls me back and tells me that they had locked the account because someone had tried to delete it, but didn't know the password. Oh no you di'int.

Some butt fucker thought they could come into our house and repaint the walls? Someone actually thought they could silence us by deleting jeanshorts and baggedmilk? Does someone hate us that much?

When it all boils down to it, it could be true. We have gotten some pretty sweet e-mails from people that hate us for what written. Whether it was someone from PETA that was pissed off about our stance on Mike Vick being hilarious for thinking dog fighting was a good idea, or Dan Tencer's mom looking for revenge. We're honoured.

It is awesome to know that someone is so annoyed, or bored, that they think shutting down this shitty, makeshift website was a good use of their time. For that we say thank you, but you've failed. The site is still up, and Dan Tencer is still a douche bag.

Having JSBM get hacked is the truest form of flattery, and we appreciate it.

-baggedmilk

Summer's Eve Calls for a Clean Vagina

We'll file this under, should've seen this coming news, but women are pissed about an ad that Summer's Eve ran with this summer. Summer's Eve offers an array of feminine products, including douching kits. It happened to be these douching kits that landed them in trouble. Apparently, douching is no laughing matter.

This summer, Summer's Eve ran an ad telling women how to "ask for a raise." In the ad, the company tells women to shower, and use one of their douching kits. If the rankest of pussies couldn't be tamed by a shower alone, Summer's Eve advises women to toss some "Summer's Eve Feminine Cleansing Cloths into your bag for a quick freshness pick-me-up during the day."

Well, women are pissed off about it. Apparently, claiming that you have a better chance at a raise if your pussy doesn't smell like an NFL locker room crossed the line. Regardless of how funny we, at JSBM, think the Summer's Eve message is, the company had some backtracking to do.

Angela Bryant, a Summer's Eve brand manager says "I would like to first of all apologize if this ad in anyway has offended anyone. We are taking immediate next steps to remove the ad from circulation."

I, on behalf of women everywhere, accept their apology and pledge to stop being such a sensitive cunt. I couldn't find the actual ad in question, but I did find one that is just as funny. Enjoy!

-baggedmilk

Khabibulin Sentenced to 30 Days

I wasn't going to talk about it, because it's been beaten to death. But here we are, and I'm talking Bulin.

As you all know, Khabibulin has been sentenced to 30 days in prison, a pocket full of change (by NHL salary standards) for a fine, and a substance abuse program. Big deal. What is most surprising to me, is how stupid Oilers fans are being. If you've been checking out the comments section of Oilers Nation, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm not saying drunk driving was the greatest decision to make, but it's not the worst thing he could have done. If you look at the charges brought down on some NBA and NFL players, a DUI makes Khabibulin look like a saint. Yet, if you're looking at what some fans are saying, you'd think he's stealing Christmas presents from orphans.

And if you actually think that the Oilers are going to try and void his contract, take the fork out of your ear and pay attention. Players get DUIs, it happens, and they don't get their contracts voided because it's convenient to you as a know it all playboy fan. Mark Belle was wasted and smashed a car... not voided. Jay Bo, DUI... still played for Florida. Sheldon Kennedy got molested by a coach, and still lives his life. Shit happens.

I can't stand the bullshit that fans are dropping, as if they know what they're talking about. Chances are, most of those asshole at ON have, at some point, got behind the wheel of a car after drinking too much. We've all done it. Don't act so fucking pretentious because it happened to a dude with a bad contract from your point of view. I would have taken that kind of money, and so would you.

What's interesting, is the standard to which our pro athletes are held in North America. Queen of baggedmilk manor was telling me a story, about Australian rugby players that are banned from TV for things that they've done. It's wild to see. Whether they get a DUI or a rape charge, those athletes are actually held accountable. Strange no?

I guess 30 days in a minimum security, Arizona, resort for non violent offenders and a coffee's worth of fines isn't so bad.

-baggedmilk