We'll file this under, should've seen this coming news, but women are pissed about an ad that Summer's Eve ran with this summer. Summer's Eve offers an array of feminine products, including douching kits. It happened to be these douching kits that landed them in trouble. Apparently, douching is no laughing matter.
This summer, Summer's Eve ran an ad telling women how to "ask for a raise." In the ad, the company tells women to shower, and use one of their douching kits. If the rankest of pussies couldn't be tamed by a shower alone, Summer's Eve advises women to toss some "Summer's Eve Feminine Cleansing Cloths into your bag for a quick freshness pick-me-up during the day."
Well, women are pissed off about it. Apparently, claiming that you have a better chance at a raise if your pussy doesn't smell like an NFL locker room crossed the line. Regardless of how funny we, at JSBM, think the Summer's Eve message is, the company had some backtracking to do.
Angela Bryant, a Summer's Eve brand manager says "I would like to first of all apologize if this ad in anyway has offended anyone. We are taking immediate next steps to remove the ad from circulation."
I, on behalf of women everywhere, accept their apology and pledge to stop being such a sensitive cunt. I couldn't find the actual ad in question, but I did find one that is just as funny. Enjoy!
-baggedmilk
Bahah HAHAHA that commercial is AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteLOL that's fucking rich.
ReplyDeleteI can just see the woman who tried this and got upset...
Woman (smelly vag) "Hi boss. I need a raise."
Boss "Get that dirty puss puss back to your desk and answer the phone"
Woman (Summer's Eve) " Hello boss, how about that raise?"
Boss "You're still a bitch, NO!"
When will they learn, smelly vag or not they won't get a raise if they are stubborn cunts.
Back in the day I played around with this chick who was fucking HOT but was dumb as a stump. After reaching down I pulled my hand up for the sniff test and my hair was blown back from the smell. I mean her pussy literally smelt like HOT GARBAGE. So I did what any hot blooded twenty year old would do..I laid back and told her to suck it instead of riding it.
ReplyDeleteSo a week or two later and me not returning her phone calls I'm in Ezzie's with the boys and sure enough the stumpster was spinning around the bar. So she see's me and she was drunk as hell and she is all over me. I mean draping herself on me and grinding me and trying to drag me on the dance floor. I was literally trying to avoid her and trying to pull away but one of my buddy's comes up and says "what are you doing man? That chick wants to get plowed and she wants you bad! And if you ain't gonna take her home then I will!"
So I did what every other 20 something guy would do. I took her back to my place brought her in the shower and started to soap up her clam-hole. I still remember the smell wafting up over the smell of DOVE soap. This chick was an incredibly HOT blonde but her hole was molding up or something.
So I brought her back to my room, got another blowie and as soon as I heard everyone else arrive at our place I ditched out of the room and avoided her the rest of the night. And I never returned her calls after that either.
Looking back now I guess the nice thing would have been to tell her that with her funky pussy I couldn't be her lover but my balls did my thinking for me back then.
@ Harlie
ReplyDeleteThat was the best story I've read here in quite some time. Nothing was quite like hitting up Ezzie's and picking up drunk sluts. Nicely played. Although, you probably should have fucked her anyway... you know, for science.
There is something to be said about getting a raise and a clean vagina. I support Summer's Eve douching products.
ReplyDeleteWoushka Harlie with the bomb BAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteHey! Smells like skunk in here.
ReplyDeletethe ad in question:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.adrants.com/images/summers_eve_womans_day.jpg
We must have some of the most informed anonymous posters on the internet here at JSBM.
ReplyDeletePussies smell, it is what they do.
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ReplyDeleteI'm diggin' this Baggedmilk content, but can we expect Jeanshorts to resurrect his blogging career? Little dude carried the freight last winter with some god damn good shit.
ReplyDeleteThen if we could get Rusty, Towelboy and Dakin on board again, we'd have "superjeanshortsandbaggedmilk.com"
24 votes on the latest poll. Is that a record?
ReplyDeleteI have to say, I was hoping for an NSFW Friday so I didn't do anything for today. Alas, I was disappointed. I think, as of today, that JS is unemployed again. So hopefully you'll get something from him soon. I'll be back up tomorrow. Oh and 24 isn't a poll record, we had one about tits that got a lot of attention.
ReplyDeleteThis site scared the shit outta me today. "Site has been removed from Blogger"?????
ReplyDeleteGod damn PETA hackers.