Saturday, September 4, 2010

JSBM Gets Hacked...


We don't know when it happened, but at some point between the time I left work yesterday, and today JSBM was hacked. If you tried to log onto the site this morning, you wouldn't have been able to. We're looking at you, PETA.

This morning I rolled out of bed, hungover, and came to to write something mindless for you. What I found, was that our passwords didn't work. I tried to log into the site again... Blogger tells me that the account had been removed by user.

Immediately, I blamed jeanshorts. I thought JS got blitzed, tried to post something for the first time in years, forgot how to use the Internets and deleted the site in frustration. It made sense.

I try our e-mail address... nothing. However, the e-mail address says that it has been locked due to suspicious behaviour. Say wha? I fill out the information for Google support, and toss in the call back for service option.

A few minutes later, a guy from Google calls me back and tells me that they had locked the account because someone had tried to delete it, but didn't know the password. Oh no you di'int.

Some butt fucker thought they could come into our house and repaint the walls? Someone actually thought they could silence us by deleting jeanshorts and baggedmilk? Does someone hate us that much?

When it all boils down to it, it could be true. We have gotten some pretty sweet e-mails from people that hate us for what written. Whether it was someone from PETA that was pissed off about our stance on Mike Vick being hilarious for thinking dog fighting was a good idea, or Dan Tencer's mom looking for revenge. We're honoured.

It is awesome to know that someone is so annoyed, or bored, that they think shutting down this shitty, makeshift website was a good use of their time. For that we say thank you, but you've failed. The site is still up, and Dan Tencer is still a douche bag.

Having JSBM get hacked is the truest form of flattery, and we appreciate it.

-baggedmilk

12 Say Your Piece:

  1. It just means you're getting popular. Better take a trip down to the beemer dealership and see what's new because the ad revenues from this site are about to skyrocket.

    BTW - with the lack of JS posts lately, I honestly thought you guys had packed it in. Not cool man. Not cool.

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  2. Yeahhh popular kids in school. Did you try to come onto the site and it didn't work? What the fuck? I thought to myself.

    JS is just lazy, but we're not packing it in. No chance.

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  3. Tried to come on this morning, didn't work.

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  4. it's startin to get cold out and all I want to do is fire up the big screen andwatch some fuckin hockey!! Instead I'm watching the Food network. Fuck me.


    Oh yeah a big fuck you to the asshat who tried to fuck with jsbm.com.

    " What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks at Google, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! "

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  5. You said it man, nobody fucks with the JSBM.

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  6. Someone actually tried to shut the site down? Bad attempt I guess.

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  7. PETA I bet. Those little bastards are like bedbugs, they're everywhere.

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  8. I saw something like this in Superman 3. Only the hacker was Richard Pryor and he used his hacking abilities to steal money from banks for Lex Luther. Crazy stuff.

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  9. Wait. What?

    "Jeanshorts 3:16"???

    It seems to ME that would be an excellent title for a new Jeanshorts post. Right? RIGHT?

    *Turns away slowly, kicks tin can on the ground in a dark alley. Echo reverberates. Rain begins to fall. End scene. Fade to black. Roll credits.*

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  10. *opens door to JSBM headquarters and looks around*

    Fuck this place... This is bullshit! I'm outta here!

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  11. Travis? TRAVIS? No. Wait man. C'mon. It'll get better. You'll see. Dude. YOU CAN'T GO!!!

    Fuck. Shit. Fuckshit.

    YOU BASTARDS! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU"VE DONE!!!

    Fuuuuuck Youuuuuuuu!!!!

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