Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Bobbi Eden Giving Blowies to a Nation


If you haven't heard by now, porn star Bobbi Eden is giving blow jobs to all her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins the World Cup.

Before yesterday's game, Eden promised via her Twitter Account, that she would suck the cock of all her followers should Holland win the tournament. Now that the wood shoe wearing dynamos have advanced to the World Cup final, with a win over Uruguay, her friends count has suddenly shot up.

As I'm writing this, Eden has 34,316 followers on Twitter. That's a lot of cocks to be sucked. Now, I can't imagine that everyone is actually going to get blowies out of the deal should the Netherlands win, but she's getting herself a ton of publicity. And she's probably selling fuck loads of movies right now.

Eden says that she plans to reveal how to collect on the prize Monday should her beloved squadron be victorious. Now that JSBM is following her on Twitter, as well, jeanshorts is already sitting with his pants around his ankles beaming with anticipation.

You wouldn't want to be last in that line up would you? Am I right?

-baggedmilk
Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 10:33 AM
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19 Say Your Piece:

  1. LOL, I knew you would write an article about this.

    Seriously, it would take her YEARS to follow through.

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  2. I heard about it this morning on the radio, and I meant to but I didn't have time until just now.

    If she actually sucked 30000 dicks she belongs in the hall of fame.

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  3. Um ew? Imagine the line to get in!!! lol

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  4. I feel so bad for her female followers being excluded. I think she should at least offer to suck their dildos or something.

    I mean, what the fuck happened to gender equality, amiright?!?!

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  5. Speaking of Jeanshorts, has he suddenly become a productive member of society or something?

    Where's my god damn JS content?

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  6. Insane slut. Holy shit!

    http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story/2010/07/07/mb-emergency-landing-arrest-assault-winnipeg.html

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  7. Jean shorts has a job now does he not?

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  8. Sorry gents. I'm working on two different shows at once, shooting a movie on the weekends, and in what little free time I do have I'm trying to corrupt a nice girl into letting me "do stuff" to her.
    I think things are going to slow up a little bit here in a few weeks so I'll try and get back on the ho train.
    Also, I'll be in Edmonton for a limited engagement this weekend, Friday to Sunday, so if anyone wants to buy me booze now's your chance!

    js

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  9. Unfortunately, him being here from Friday to Saturday means that I'm stuck with him.

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  10. What's the occasion?

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  11. One of our buddies is making the biggest mistake of his life. Err, well second I guess. When he knocks her up that'll probably be the biggest mistake of his life cause then he's nailed down for at least 18 years.

    js

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  12. First Travis and now another guy. What the flying fuck is going on here?

    DON'T DOOOOO IT!!!

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  13. I'm going to a wedding in Edmonton this weekend too!.. I will be laughing through the entire ceremony. Stupid bastards. Marriage is what you do when you just give up on life entirely.*

    *DISCLAIMER:

    I have been married for 8 years now. So i know what the fuck I'm talking about. Run! Run as fast as you can and never, ever look back.

    I love my life. I love my life. I love my life. I love my life. I love my life. I love my life.

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  14. I remember seeing something like a year ago where some other Euro porn chick was offering blowies in exchange for votes in an election or some shit, but there was a ton of stipulations. Like every dude only got 10 minutes or whatever and you had to wear a dome and you couldn't touch her and shit, so that's pretty much the only way you can power through that much dick I guess.

    I'm not sure if it was this one but this sounds really similar
    http://suicidegirls.com/news/politics/21372/

    js

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  15. ^Fuck you.

    Cory, you're slippin'man.

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  16. Randal Graves: My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

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  17. Shit. Fuck. Cock. Whore.

    FUck You.

    Fuck You.*

    *Thank You, David S. I completely forgot. I think the thought of someone else getting married just threw me off my game. It won't happen again.

    Fuck You.

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  18. FOR FUCKS SAKE LOOK AT WHAT MARRIAGE HAS DONE TO POOR CORY!!!

    If this isn't a cautionary tale then I don't know what the fuck is. Go get some happiness while there's still happiness to get you young single bastards you!

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  19. Ahhhhhh...just like the old days. Good times.

    Fuck you©

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