Monday, March 15, 2010

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers At Blue Jackets



So, I completely forgot there was a game today, again. And not only that but it starts at 4 fucking o'clock, which is one of the only bad things about living on the West coast. Baggedmilks internet apparently isn't working. I figure he should just hook up the old 56K modem his dad used up until like a year ago. Hockey, Oilers, another loss, blah blah blah.

Get to it!


Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 5:04 PM

38 Say Your Piece:

  4. So what the fuck. Dubnyk looks like a solid goalie 80% of the time, yet the team in front of him somehow plays even worse than when JDD is in net.
    Do they hate him for being so tall?
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  5. WTF? Game started already?

    Uh... vile language, hate crime, intolerance, GOILERS!!!!

    *fap fap fap*
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  6. hahahaha the way the linesman was cradling Boll there looked so hilarious. And super gay.
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  7. What the fuck this game is actually exciting!
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  8. So I was listening to Rod-O-Vision on the way home. He's absolutely crucifying the Oilers play. Fuckin' laid the boot to Pouliot and that Charmin soft giveaway.

    5:00 games suck man. Especially when its supposed to be 4:00. God damn time change. My brain will be fried for a month. Bleaugh!
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  9. Rod's calling it "street hockey". Ha ha!
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  10. I've only been paying scant attention, but It didn't look like the Oilers were playing any worse than usual, and as a matter of fact it was a pretty decent period, entertainment wise.
    Rod does know that this is the worst team in the league right? He can't be surprised by anything else this year can he?
    God love him.
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  11. That Nilsson guy sure can shoot 'em.
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  12. Nice shot.
    Don't let the door hit you on the way out Robby.
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  13. Yeah. We need room for guys like Minard.
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  15. ~That Dubnyk is a keeper.~
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  16. Eeesh. Dubnyk has to have that one.

    And if POS and Nilsson are in the line up on opening day next season I'm not going to be a happy camper.
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  17. They play Killswitch Engage at Blue Jacket games?? Fuck Edmonton has the worst music in the league by far. Worst at everything! (except PP's. Fuck are the Leafs bad)
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  18. Remember when goalies would get smashed if they went roving?

    *Laments pussification of today's NHL*
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  19. I wish the goalies would instigate the hitting A La Ron Hextall. Fuck I loved watching that guy play.
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  20. Cogs is rippin' 'em lately. Fuck yeah!
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  21. So beaking off gets you two minutes in the box now? Bruuuuutal!
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  22. Aaron Johnson is looking like a fucking keeper. And the fact that he came in and is already a marked improvement over Staios makes that trade even sweeter than before.
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  23. You know, if we had an NHL goalie we'd be winning games like this.

    Oh right. Forgot.
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  24. That chick In the picture is a trooper. Takes a bullet and keeps smiling. She was probably on her way to an oilers game and is just happy she gets to go to the hospital instead.
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  25. I'm too fucking lazy to write up a new BCB post. Fuck sakes is it just me, or are there too many fucking Oiler games lately? Anyway, unless one of those other assholes decides to get one up in time, let's just use this one for tonight's shitfest.

    -js
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  26. SHITFEST!!!!!!!

    Yeahhhhhh!!!!!!!

    The Tank for Taylor is almost complete.
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  27. *Throws smoke bomb down. Backs off slowly into the mist*
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  28. Good shit. The Oilers have severely wounded the BCB's with their abject shittiness. This makes me sad.

    OILER FUCKING HOCKEY FEVER!!!! CATCH IT!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
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  29. I still think they should retire Lee Fogolin's #2 based solely on the quality of his throatee...
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  30. *Throws smoke bomb down. Jerks off slowly into the mist*
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  31. You know what has ruined the BCBs? Baggedmilk coming home. Go away you fucktard.

    If you sommamabitches can't be bothered to keep this fucker upright then I am going to have to take over and we can start calling this site www.travisandsometimesthoseotherfuckers.com
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  32. Can I call Dibs on being a Vice-Lieutenant Admiral of Those Other Fuckers?
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  33. "www.travisandsometimesthoseotherfuckers.com"

    *strokes chin in thought*

    Yep. Dakin might have something there. Hmmm...
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  34. Although I have to give HUGE props to JS for those awesome Olympics posts. They were awesome.

    Do miss Rusty's posts though.
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  35. Pooie O'CzarMar 17, 2010 03:24 PM
    I was kinda hoping for a St. Paddy's thread replete with drunken takes of Green Vomit and such.

    FYI - if you can get your hands on some Green Roofies, chicks'll TOTALLY take em willingly today!
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  36. My laziness has gone up exponentially with baggedmilk merely being back in the same country as me. It's unexplainable and fucked up.
    Actually I'm focusing my creative jizz on some other shit that will probably end up on the site soon enough.
    STAY TUNED!

    fuck baggedmilk

    -js
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  37. I often think back fondly on posts like "Black on Black Violence" or "Megan Fox!", not to mention "NSFW Friday".

    Yep. That was the golden age of JSBM.

    *Single tear wells up while silently cursing BM*
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  38. God.... damn.... content???

    *breaks down sobbing, tries to heavily pet David S*
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