I'm busy, and lazy, and it's a bad mix when it comes to me entertaining you people with my hilarious and perfect writing. I ran across this yesterday and it made me laugh. And it's just in time for the Super Bowl. If this thing becomes the next Chocolate Rain I'm taking full credit.
Would anyone be surprised if these dudes just wanted an excuse to make out with each other? If not, that's some fucking dedication to the game let me tell you.
Have a good weekend honkies.
-jeanshorts
EDIT: So, umm, Freeze just brought this to my attention, and I still don't really know what to make of it. I'm just glad that stupid asshole is wasting away on a beach somewhere so we didn't have to hear about this until now.
http://foodcourtlunch.com/?p=2570
http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/760654--so-we-drink-milk-from-bags-does-that-make-us-weird?bn=1
Aw fuck. I'm not into the whole Superbowl gig. Nor football as a rule I suppose. I must be quite the dumb fuck because I'll pay 12 bucks or whatever to watch shitty Oilers hockey instead. Its right up there with buying books of 50/50 tickets at the game I suppose.
ReplyDeleteSo anyways, I go over to ON to check out the latest comments on Travis' post and its all fucked up. Whats' worse is that its ONLY Travis' post that's damaged.
Of course, maybe its karma because everybody knows that dick should have posted what ended up being a fine piece of god damn content over here at JSBM.
Wanye asked me to document the story for the Nation!
ReplyDeleteI've got another couple of drunken stories like that. I also said I would have some shit up here soon. Sorry.
And this song is FUCKING AWESOME!!!! It starts off ok and then it just gets kick you in the fucking balls awesome!
ReplyDeleteIt was a great piece Dakin. Just shitting you.
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Cory with the 4 Rexall beers is fucking hilarious. It was pretty obvious he was really looking forward to that fine cocaine beer. Bet he was pissed when he found out you got some free ones.
That is actually my favourite picture of him ever. With the picture of him threatening to kill some guy at a high priced golf course in Vegas running a close second. I'll write that story some day soon.
ReplyDeleteOK. What the fuck. Did the Oilers slap a copyright infringement on Travis' article over at ON?
ReplyDeleteThey must have....
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