Alright, since I'm bored, and ready to teach the class of 2010 something of use, this is baggedmilk's guide to online dating, and friendship. There's more to life than just the pictures, you know. Follow along...
There hasn't been Megan Fox Friday on the site in ages, and so I became wary of the titties out there on the Internet. As the world grows, as does our dependency on technology, including the dating world, and Internet befriending. I am your guide my friends, and this guide tends to keep you safe.
Take Example 1: Big set of titties. Yeah there may be a little set of chub on the nubs, but sometimes there's some good loving out there for those who aren't too picky. (cough Jeanshorts)
Unfortunately, these titties aren't always as they appear. In fact, this guy has some of the fattest man tits I've ever seen. One day we will all end up like this, gentlemen. It's the alcohol, the dependency on masturbation rather than exercise, and a love of nachos.
This is Hectar, Jeanshorts' former pen pal for three and a third years. They corresponded daily and often sent each other friendly pictures, like those above. The resulting images confused our dear friend, and turned him into the monster you know today. When asked about Hectar, Jeanshorts simply replied, "If the titties are nice, cock might be alright."
Remember friends, we must not judge our friend, Jeanshorts. He was a lost soul, and I am here to remind you, that it could happen to us all. May the force be with you, but mostly with me.
-baggedmilk
Oh my fuck how I've missed you. Hahahaha this picture is ALMOST as awesome as the laser tits.
ReplyDeleteI've got a Laos update post as well underneath bud. I'm on a tear today.
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That's a nice rack.
ReplyDelete"My god. Its full of stars".
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