Hey anyone remember Tara Reid? She was in like 4 movies in the late 90's/early 2000's. Body Shots, Big Lebowski, American Pie and something with Ashton Kutcher. Remember? No? She dated Carson Daly for a bit. Come on you guys, you know. Ummm, her tit popped out on the red carpet that one time and her nipple looked like a half eaten piece of pepperoni. Yeah! Tara Reeeeiiiiidddddd. See I knew you guys would remember. Well as far as I know she dropped off the face of the earth for a bit. I have no idea what she's doing now but apparently she's trying to restart her career cause she brought her tits out for this months Playboy. Don't be surprised to see some kind of reality show with her face all over it within the next 3 months.
-jeanshorts
What in the flying fuck is with those goth eyes????
ReplyDeleteNOBONER!!!!!
"It's time people see who I really am"
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? It's fucking time for people to see what thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, six inches of makeup, a bottle of bleach and a fucking air brush will do to you. Fucking whore.
NOBONER!!!!!!
On the other hand...
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PANTS SPLITTING MEGA BONER!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, you guys have such high standards all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY.
C'MON MAN!
ReplyDeleteI'll give you that the cover pic was, shall we say interesting. But holy god the spread pics were hideous. I mean, at least photoshop a bit of tan on that sickly white skin. And I'm sorry but applying mascara with a Jiffy marker is just a bad idea.
Now the last chick you posted, well she'd give a dog a bone. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Potential is there, nice bod, she is cute but needs a new make up artist and a updated do.
ReplyDelete3/4 BONER!
i think she looks hot/beautiful and think its a travesty how all of you "d-bags" get so meanly down on women... why not show her some of the support she is clearly asking/longing for... again i think she looks hot/gorgeous/sexy/totally totally great
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ReplyDeleteapologize for the "d-bag" part of comment above... just sort of infuriates me to see that kind of blatant meanness