Saturday, December 5, 2009

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Dallas




Um... There is a game on right now? Fuck me. Do any of you care? Come hang out with me....Why is it that Every time the Oilers play in Dallas it is an afternoon game? I took an alcoholic test last night. Apparently I have some problems. I'm ok with this. My woman likes me a whole fuck of a lot more when I am drinking. I actually have a beer in hand right now. Look here is a picture of me drinking RIGHT NOW watching the game...
Thanks to my very confused lovely bride to be for taking this picture... "What the fuck are you doing?" she says.
I've got my Christmas party tonight so I am starting early.
Oh look at that.... Dallas just scored a goal top shelf. JDD sucks balls and I love it. DIVE FOR FIVE baby.
FUCK YEAH!
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65 Say Your Piece:

  1. While we sit here and watch this game, I am going to add to that shitty post so Jeanshorts isn't disappointed in me.....
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  2. Dakin with the wicked glove save!!!!!
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  3. haha Uh yeah. So the problem with having 5 wirters..... well 5 guys that are able to write on this site means that there is occasionally a miscommunication about who is posting what.... This is usually JS's thing but he obviously fucked up bad. haha
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  4. Wait! What? ICE GIRLS?????????

    *Utters huge sigh of satisfaction*

    Dakin, you sir delivered!
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  5. First picture I saw when I wrote Oilers vs. Dallas. See there is part of an Oiler in there. She's mezmerized by him.
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  6. Holy fuck.... That's actually a picture of Dangles and a sexy lady...
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  7. I still can't figure out why we don't have ice chicks* at RX1.

    *Thanks the lord up above we don't have to say "women" over at JSBM*
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  8. HA there is ONE chick that kind of helps the clean-up around Rexall. She's in a full baggy track suit but there is probably a vagina and some boobs under that track suit. I can imagine. Thank you spank bank.
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  9. You have nipple eagle eyes but only figured out now that's Hemsky?

    On second thought, I didn't notice there was an Oiler in the pic until you mentioned it.
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  10. Yeah. I think that Oilers chick might be hot. Some nights she wears Lululemon pants and just for a moment it looks like there's something going on there.
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  11. Who the hell is the guy on the right? Speaking of the Panel.
    I've never seen him before this season and thats probably a good thing.
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  12. Who ever made LuLu lemon is the greatest fucking man in the entire history of living. Right up there with Hugh Hefner. Fuck man that clothing is just too perfect.
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  13. Dakin - File that under THINGS WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

    The Oilers had 18 shots in the first period? DAMN!
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  14. I don't know who that was. Probably just filler because the regular guy is hung over. Tis the season....
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  15. Notice how I called them "pecs?" haha the real term is "moobies"
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  16. Probably couldn't find Doug Maclean buried under all those hookers in his hotel room, snorting coke, and screaming something about smaller goalie equipment because if there's more than 3 combined goals in a game its terrible.
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  17. Lubo from Nilsson!!!!!

    Fuck that line busts ass.
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  18. I find this feeling I have when the Oilers score to be confusing. It's so bittersweet.
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  19. Holy shit! Sam is INTENSE!!!
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  20. Can't get over how awesome that pic up there of Dakin is, in front of the TV with a beer.

    Wait! WHERE"S YOUR IQWT SHIRT?????
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  23. HOW THE FUCK DOES PENNER NOT STUFF THAT????????????
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  24. There you go sugar tits.
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  25. Dakin, you look like you're making sweet sweet love to that beer in that picture up there. I just got really thirsty. mmmmm beeeer.
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  26. Towel Boy!

    What the shit is this shit???????
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  27. Cole with 2 goals today. Jesus fuck I wish we kept that guy.
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  28. God dammit I still can't figure out how to fix this shit.
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  29. *saunters in from enjoying what's left of the sunshine*
    Hmmm I guess I should put up the BCB thread for tonight.

    HHHMMmmmm Dakin already put one up, I like the iniative. And what fashion sense on that guy!

    HHHHHMMMMMMM why are there so any comments on the post already? People must be fucking jazzed for tonight's game.


    HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Why are they talking like the game has already been on for some time?

    HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM A SATURDAY MATINEE GAME THAT'S ALREADY 2 PERIODS DEEP??? WHAT THE FUCK?

    Well, at least we're losing.
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  30. Dakin you are one smooth mother fucker.

    :thumbsup:
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  31. Fucking make this post look right JS!!!!

    I'm a computer retard. Why can't I just write compose and have it be right?

    Fuck
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  32. Have I missed anything at all? Has the game been decently paced like this or what?
    Seriously, a fucking matinee game? Fuck.
    Well, at least I can watch the Ultimate Fighter finale all by itself tonight.
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  33. Haha! Travis is pounding 'em!
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  34. How do you keep fucking this up so bad??????

    Are you the one putting in all the < div >'s? Because if it is, STOP IT.

    haha, I have no idea why it keeps getting so muffed up. And I can't fix it.
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  35. I don't know what a div is!!!!!
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  36. JS - Why aren't you pumping up your internet mystique? You should have written "at least I can catch up on my booty calls tonight.", or "Sorry boys but my latest kill wanted a rematch this morning. She just left".

    Or something. Fuck.

    Game? Not bad. Lotsa chances but we REALLY need Penner to connect.
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  37. I FIXED IT!!!!! fuck yeah Alcohol IS the solution to everything!!!
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  38. This game fucking blows goats but it's providing me a chance to drink a lot really early just so I can pose for a picture or two.
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  39. @David S

    Well if it makes you feel any better I did get a bit of action last night, and my dance card has been pretty busy the last couple weeks.

    This morning though I was legitimately out running errands.
    And by errands I mean I was racing my Lambo to my mansion filled with porn stars!
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  40. HOLY FUCK DID SMID SCORE????????
    Miracles do happen!
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  41. LADIFUCKINGSLAV SMID?????
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  43. I just laughed my ass off when Smid scored. He's a hilarious interview so I'll be looking forward to the post game shit.
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  44. Jesus. Cogliano. Likin' the dude's game.
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  45. @ JS. MUCH better.

    Aaaaand we get a fucking point!

    SCREW YOU FUCKING TANK TALKERS!!!!!!!!
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  47. Well I am glad this game is early because I want to get really fucked up tonight. I'm glad we got this Bullshit out of the way early. Even if only 3 of you showed up.
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  48. Dakin, at the rate you're going you'll be too pissed to even get out the door tonight.

    Pace man. Pace!
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  49. God damn what I'd give for us to have a goalie like Turco.
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  50. Don't you fucking tell me what to do....
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  51. That's my kind of pace!
    Although I am the same person who threw up on the steps of the hall BEFORE my buddies wedding reception.
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  52. HAHA don't worry bro.... I have a good pace going. I don't drink to black out. I drink to forget the pain...
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  53. Why do they still scrap the ice before the shootout? Does it make that much fucking difference?
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  55. He hacked the shit out of that puck.
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  58. My god Penner sucks in the SO.
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  60. Seriously can someone show Quinn a reel of Penner's goals?
    Guarantee 80 percent of them are from like 4 feet away off a rebound.
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  62. Comrade Horcov!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Suck it tank talkers!
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  63. Penner has hands. Now Gagner... He hasn't done anything in the shoot out since he was a rookie....
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  64. Well, fuck. Thanks for stringing together 2 wins now you stupid fucks.
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  65. So hey Travis, thanks for the BCB Dakin Style. You should do these more often. Good stuff.
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