Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Flames @ Oilers

So I've been a little scarce for the past week. And I'm sorry. But I've had a years worth of drinking and shooting the shit to catch up on. There's nothing like sitting there and listening to about 2 and a half hours worth of small town drama you could care less about. I don't know who half these kids are, but I guess it's pretty sweet they want to beat the living shit out of each other. As long as I get to watch.

How about team Canada huh? 16-0 is a pretty good start to the tourney I'd say. And how hard was your cock when you saw Taylor Hall making a perfect saucer pass over to that terrorist Kadri, while Ebelre was racking up points and MPS was silently leading the tourney in assists? Fuck I'm excited for summer 2010!

I got tickets to the Oilers/Leafs game on the 30th so anyone else that's there, I expect you to come and buy me a beer. I'll be the loud asshole booing the shit out of the Oilers as they're losing. I'll also be rocking the IQWT shirt.

Speaking of which, me, Dakin and Librarian Mike are heading down to the Pint today to catch the game, boo our hearts out and just act like assholes, and as always you are all invited. Once again I'll be rocking the IQWT shirt, but if you cunts need my number, send me an email via the link to the right and we'll make sure we have enough seats/condoms/hard dicks. Make sure to tell me who the fuck you are, otherwise I'll assume your from TMZ. I'll be checking my email till about 3:30.

Anyway the Flames lost tonight to the Canucks. That 11 year old faggot Mason Raymond got a hattrick, one goal was a chip in from the red line, and Sutter probably killed at least 9 Calgary hookers. So basically the Flames will be pissed off coming off another garbage loss, and our boys will sit there and shit there pants in fear, except Stortini, who got in an unreal scrap with Rypien the other day. Holy shit was that sweet, other than Storts weird forearm shivers. If all goes well the boys will play as good as they have the last two games but still find a way to lose. In my perfect world the Oilers finish in 29th, one point ahead of the Leafs (I have a pitcher of beer and a plate of nachos riding on this) and then still manage to get the 1st pick lottery ball. Welcome to Edmonton Taylor Hall! You're going to love it here. Oh you already know Jordan Eberle? Perfect! All you 24 year old vets take them under your wing and help them along.

jeanshorts prediction: Oilers 6 - Flames 1. And we get thrown in the drunk tank.

IQWT

GOTAYLORHALL

-jeanshorts

EDIT: So I just caught up on all my emails/facebook shits, and I found out a friend of mine who was battling cancer unfortunately lost the fight. He was in pretty bad shape near the end so I guess it's for the best, but I'd like to dedicate every post I write on this website from now on to his memory. So if you could be so gracious, lets all raise a glass to Rory tonight. We'll be buying buckets for you until we join you Boards. I love you.