Umm, anyone care to fill me in on the what the hell is going on here? According to the caption I found with the picture that's supposed to be Sammy Sosa. But it looks more like one of those vampires from 30 Days Of Night or something. Compound the fact that not only has his skin mysteriously turned white, but he's wearing green contacts too? What the fuck? Why are you doing this to yourself Sammy? First the corked bat, then the positive drug tests, and now you're trying to turn yourself into some kind of Dominican-Irish hybrid? What is it about obscene amounts of money that turns people into fucking nutbags? Or were they already nutbags, and the money just allowed them to reach their full bat-shit crazy potential?
Sammy, please, for your sake and the sake of everyone else, stay brown. It looks much better on you. Who the hell do you think you are anyway, Michael Jackson?
On a more positive note, his wife is pretty god damn hot. Damn you genes for not making me ridiculously talented at sports!
-jeanshorts
Not to mention the fact that he's wearing a suit jacket to match his super hot wife's outfit. What a pussy!
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