Rusty's Pre-Game Party

So... I'm a massive failure in more than one department. Primarily, keeping up with my lovelies whilst on the road. I've been crammed in more than my fair share of airplanes this last little while, and for some fucked up reason I seemed to think that being on the road would give me more time to sit down and lace y'all with tales of my adventures. Live and learn... then drink 'til you forget. Even baggedmilk, who is on the other side of the globe, has taken the time to reminisce on his recent adventures... Rusty? Well, he just gets drunk and randomly exposes himself to oncoming traffic. Business is booming, my friends.

It's another PPV game, and I'm stuck in the 'Peg. If that doesn't call for a pre-game party, I just don't know what does.


The beloved spread eagle of glory has returned. I, for one, could not be happier.



Did you know that there's sites that show all the nude ppl on Google Earth? There sure is!



Before I start scouring Google Earth looking for toplessness... Behold!









































Wait... the game has started? I see.