No explanation needed. Just make sure you're not wearing sweatpants, unless you're at home, then all bets are off. Draw the shades, light some candles, here we go boys.
-jeanshorts
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Megan Fox Thursday
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Oh. My. God. I've been dying to find pictures of Megan Fox with her legs spread...I can now die a happy man.
Holy mother of god! Jeanshorts delivers the goods again!
Dakin, TB, and Rusty are cool and all. But you sir are my hero.
You know what? I'm not all that impressed. Yeah I said it.
Aside from the gymnastics routine, they really aren't that sexy.
My love for Megan Fox will never waiver though. And I was too lazy to write anything.
no I just meant that I'm not all that impressed by Megan Fox. I'm sorry bro but she's just not that hot.
Yeah....Well....
ALES HEMSKY SUCKS AT HOCKEY!
*that hurts me just as much as it hurts you, so this doesn't make sense*
My buddy and I were talking.... I still play hockey in a rec league and when I'm out on the ice it seems like good hockey. Anyway, I was at an Oilers game last year and then I came home and showed up early to my next game. There was a game going on and I watched it for a bit. I couldn't fucking believe how god damn slow and shitty we actually are compared to the pros. I mean sure every league has its danglers and shit but fuck. So we were wondering about how if Hemsky is able to do this shit he does in the NHL, how awesome would it be to see what he could do in our shitty little rec leagues. It would be fucking hilarious if he tried. I think we'd all quit.
While I think Megan Fox is probably the shittiest actress alive, she does have the ability to make granny panties hot.
@Dakin - I'm envious of your hockey abilities. I can't even skate! *sits in the corner in shame at what a cliche I am*
Then again, I do have the advantage of being treated like a rockstar when I run into little 'library kids' at Safeway, so I've got that going for me I guess.
P.S. Gilbert sucks.
I bet those library groupies are INSANE!!!!!!!!
God I miss playing hockey. Fuck all the arena's out here being at least a 20 minute drive away, and my lack of automowheels.
You're really a librarian? uh......
Don't worry. The whole 'shhh' thing is a myth, kind of like Bigfoot or Rob Schremp as an NHL player.
As a prime example of female hotness, MF scores off the scale. But JS had to go and post a video a while ago where she was talking out of character. She was so stupid that it made me cringe. The audio version of a cockblock.
Dumb is OK. Yeah, I'll admit I can put up with that. But stupid is the perfect birth control method in my book.
Wanye actually sent me a link to an article where Megan Fox talks about how pretty much everything she says to the media is in jest, and it's all very calculated to make her more famous kind of thing.
I'm taking it with a grain of salt, but she does seem like she's actually very smart, albeit a little annoying.
I've actually moved on to a new stalking obsession, one that's not dating a 45 year old washed up 90's actor. But I'm going to keep her a secret for now.
What? No wheelz JS? I imagined you rolling to work in a BMW 1 series rag top wearing those oversize douche sunglasses.
I have wheels collecting dust in my dad's garage back in the motherland. But since I live in downtown Vancouver in a swanky penthouse* which I rarely leave, there is really no point to have a car.
It's kind of nice living in a place with a public transit system that not only works, but is convenient!
*Actually a 200 square foot basement suite
And what the fuck is with BM? A little while ago he posted that he was making a JSBM comeback, which I'm sure we all secretly looking forward to. Then the little bastard never followed up. I know living in a paradise where every tourist chick is a kill story in the making must be cool...
BUT COME ON!!!
He's on a visa run in Malaysia right now. Now, I have no idea how that affects his internet access, or his sheer laziness, but suffice to say I wouldn't expect anything from him any time soon.
He also informed me he won't be home till February or March. So, yeah. At least it's not like anyone misses reading what he writes.
God damn BM.
Fucker.
Based on Baggedmilk's last post, it sounds like he's living in pig heaven. I can't imagine why he'd want to come back here anytime soon. Besides, it's not like he'd miss out on a playoff run.
He was pretty much like "It's going to suck to miss Christmas with my family, but why would I come home to spend new years going to the same shitty bars we go to every year, when I could stay here and have the party of my life". And I told him that for the first time in his life he may be right about something.
He also made the mistake of hitching his wagon to a girl out there, but that's a story for another time.
What the fuck is this shit? a god damn BCB? Fucked Baggedmilk and his not talking to us ways.
Jesus. If Calgary is getting their asses kicked, I'd better invent a drinking game for every time Chicago scores on Saturday.
I'll be pissed by the end of the second.
Wait a minute. So this ISN'T the pre BCB BCB???
*smokebomb*
I like to think of this as a meeting of the minds. I imagine this is what a Mensa meeting is like.
I like to think of this as me not actually drinking by myself. Thanks for being here with me boys.
Yep JS. Almost exactly I bet.
So.....anyone see any good movies lately?
GOD this is awkward.
*starts something on fire and runs out of the room*
The woman just got back from Paranormal activity. She liked it but was left wanting more.
And I'm gonna give it to her! OHHHHHHHHH
Reallllllllly? That's alright. Most people either absolutely love it or want to punch the fact that they ever watched it out of their brains.
Hmmm...I keep wondering why this place isn't flooded with NIKE banner ads.
Because the post traffic here is INSANE.
It's no Lowetide but we do alright.
And by "we" I mean we the contributors to the comments. Not "we the guys who run the site."
I can't wait to see what kind of crazy shit the paying fans bring out for 20 Cent on Saturday...come to think of it, is that stuff even allowed at Rexall anymore after the big KLowe purge?
Haven't seen any movies lately, but my wife's going to go into labour any day now. Now that's drama...tick tick tick...
Some nights I'll pump in a bunch of comments just to see if we can beat the latest ON thread. Truth is, although I love that site its getting to be a bit of a high school hang out.
Fucking diapers over there keep throwing out ridiculous trades EVERY FUCKING THREAD.
Are you trying to suggest that we are higher class over here?
That is the bad thing with growth. I've been reading that site almost since it started and it is still the first thing I read ever day and I hit it at least 73 times during the day but there are exactly 7 people that post over there ALL THE FUCKING TIME that make me want to fight them.
~Tell me how the fuck trading Gilbert for Toews is ridiculous~
~Tell me how the fuck trading Gilbert for Toews is ridiculous~
How fun is it going to be when this site goes mainstream????????
I bet no one will ruin this party!
I'm still not sure how those people and their amazing trade suggestions, don't quite understand the fact that;
1. It takes two teams to make a trade. The NHL isn't a Thai brothel. You can't just point at whoever you want and they're yours.
and
2. The fact that outside of the handful of players that should be on some kind of "Non tradeable no matter how horrible the season is" list, the Oilers have very little assests to use. You know who made a butt load of trades for "proven NHL'ers"? The Leafs. It sure worked for them right?
I swear to god. Its like HF Boards has a lineup or something and all the punks drift over to ON.
And like Travis said, there's half a dozen guys posting over there like its a full-time job.
As long as Poo Czar can log in, I'm afraid this site will never go mainstream.
I kinda hope this site does go mainstream, because I'd love to see Jeanshorts being interviewed by Lynda Steele on live TV.
"That's an interesting picture on your shirt. Is that the logo for your site?"
"No. It's an extreme close-up of Megan Fox's clitoris."
"So, I guess to answer your question, yes it is the logo for our site. Man Lynda, you are even hotter in person. I've got a bottle of Alberta Premium in my coat if you wanna hang out after."
I've seen Lynda Steele up close. She's OK, but the real deal is Nicola Crosbie, the weather chick. Holy hell she's hot.
*giggity giggity*
Hey Dakin. Where the fuck are you? They're piling on Hemsky over at Oilersnation. Apparently this week HE'S the cause of all the team's problems.
I'm not telling you what to do, but I think Dakin's gonna have to go choke a bitch...
One of those cocks beaks off about trading that "no good for shit Hemsky" and all teenage hell breaks loose. They can't understand that if we were god damn stupid enough to trade Hemsky, we'd have to pay a shit ton more to get a guy that MIGHT be able replace him - if that stupid fuck even agreed to come - which he wouldn't.
Fuuuuuuuuuck those losers make me mad. I can kinda see where Dakin is coming from.
Dakin just loves that kid with a fiery passion, and I can get behind that.
Those trade Hemsky comments are hilarious. What has Pat Quinn started????????
But I guess when it's as easy as making a phone call and all of a sudden you've got Kovalchuck with Hemsky going the other way, you'd be stupid not to right?????
I am two days behind EVERYTHING!!!! must catch up and destroy people!!!!
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