Friday, November 27, 2009

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Sharks @ Oilers


Well, the Oilers lost a snorefest on Wednesday which should have been more or less a gimme, Hemsky is hurt and it looks like he could be shelved for the rest of the season, and Dany Heatley and the always red hot San Jose Sharks are in town tonight. Awesome! Isn't Friday supposed to be a good day? Fuck.

On a more positive note, for those of you who missed last games BCB, Dakin and I put our heads together (our actual heads, not the type we mash together with Poo Czar) and came up with a sort of game plan for all of us to get drunk and watch hockey and awkwardly try and converse with each other during commercial breaks and intermission. So the plan as of right now is Dec. 28 at The Pint located at 10125 109 Street. Game starts at 7 so I'm going to shoot to be there around 5:30 so I'm plenty inebriated by the time the game starts, although if Dakin sticks by his plan he'll probably sleep in the dumpster behind the bar the night before so he's there for when they unlock the doors in the morning, so regardless we should be able to make sure there's room for errbody. If anyone can't make it then fuck you, we didn't want you to come anyway. And it's not like this will be the last time we can all get fucked up together I'm sure, so for those poor souls that have "families" and "jobs", I'm looking at you Poo Czar and David S, we'll try and do it again another time.

So if you plan on joining the party let me know in this here game day thread so I can let the Pint know how many people they will have to throw out after the game ahead of time. You guys have a fucking month to move shit around in your schedule so there's really no excuse for you fucks not to be there. NONE!

jeanshorts prediction: The Sharks are going to score a lot of goals and we're all going to be glad it's Friday so we can get alcohol poisoning and can nurse the hangover on the couch tomorrow.

GOILERS!

IQWT (so long as he doesn't die from the stress of trying to steer this fucking ship ashore)

-jeanshorts
Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 4:47 PM
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  1. We're going to walk all over those douchebags tonight. Those Shark sissies are going to be sorry they brought their 100-point asses to Edmonton.

    Wait until they see the suprises we have in store for them - I bet they've never even heard of half our guys.
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  2. Well I left fort mac at 5:30 this morning and arrived in Edmonton at 10:00. I'm Here real early in anticipation of the clusterfuck that will be December 28th. I'm just really excited. When you guys get here next fucking month you will definitely be able to recognize who I am. I'll be the guy passed out in front of the biggest tv In the place. I guess I may as well do my Christmas shopping while I'm down here waiting.... Fuck I think I came to quick.... Story of my life.
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  3. Well now.... I just heard all this curfuffle about Dangles. If it's true that he is done for the year I think I may just have to stop caring about this team for the rest of the year. I always imagined it would be awesome to get fucked hard in the ass*. No it actually really hurts.


    *Sometimes I say some really Gay shit that seems too be too much even for me.... Listen, I'm really not gay. I just am very comfortable with my sexuality so I think it is quite fucking hilarious to talk Gay. Much the same as when I was 16 I would never admit to jerking off but now I happily admit that I beat the shit out of the giggle stick twice a day. hahaha. ..... not gay.
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  4. Looks like charges may be pending in the Tiger Woods crash. Do they have driving bylaws for stupidity where he lives?

    Oh yeah. The game. Well I love how the threads reek of optimism before faceoff. Its somewhere in the middle of the second period where the cold hard anvil of reality hits your head and you realize that anything less than a five goal deficit is as good as a win.

    Oil 2 SJ 6 (assuming the Sharks sub in the team dog for the last period).

    And hey Dakin - GAY. Ha ha!
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  5. there sure have been a lot of russians with minor injuries this year. ~i wonder what they are resting up for?~
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  6. Sharks 7- Oilers 1. FUCK ME HARD!!!!
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  7. Like 5 years ago, when we were entering our early 20's one of our buddies still denied that he masterbated. And we were like guy, it's way more fucking weird that you don't do it than if you did do it. Fuck we do it like 5 times a day. But he denied till he died. And by died I mean he stopped talking to us because we were huge pricks to him.
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  8. Masturbated. Huge pricks. Heh heh.
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  9. You guys know Shawn Horcoff is one hit away from sharing a recovery room with Hemsky, right?

    Man do I need a laugh. Where the fuck is Poo Czar???
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  10. cack sucker this is difficult. my mind actually wandered to the merits of giving bobby nillson his 77th last chance to prove himself. fuck me to tears.
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  11. I remember making fun of a friend who got caught jerking it at a sleepover one time. We were 15 I think... he was a huge Bure fan so I called him the pocket rocket. haha good one... anyway.... I tried making fun of him to the guy whose house he was sleeping over at. The conversations went something like this....

    "HAHA I can't fucking believe he was jerking off on your top bunk. That's disgusting! Who the fuck jerks off?"

    "Uh... I do. You're going to try telling me you don't?"

    "Uh... I... don't.... That's..... uh... oh.... uh..."

    And that was when I knew it was time to come out of the closet so to speak. I spent the first ten years of my wanking life putting a fucking banana curve into my dick and the last ten years swtiching grip and trying to bend 'er back to normal.
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  12. Seriously Dakin. Post up that article you've been holding out on. I mean, its gotta be awesome by now.
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  13. haha I'm travelling right now. It's almost done. It's not awesome but worth a chuckle or two if you can relate.
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  14. So where are all the godless heathens tonight???
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  15. Too Young to be Cynical, Too Old to have HopeNov 27, 2009 07:52 PM
    They're all kneeling on towels, praying the apocalypse ends before there is mass suicide in the heartland
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  17. HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO nurse!
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  18. Hey guys. So, December 28 is just goddamn fine with me. Looking forward to watching a game with real people. I'll make sure to 'clear the pipes' beforehand, just in case you know...

    *wonders if it would be weird to bring the laptop to the bar*
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  19. I think you're supposed to bring your smart phone, just to piss off Jeanshorts.
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  20. And WTF??? This Cogliano guy is pretty good. Where'd he come from?
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  21. To answer your question, yes. It would be VERY weird to bring your laptop to the Pint. C'mon man!
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  22. Holy fuck. Are they really tied after 2 periods? Somebody pinch me (not you Dakin OUCH FUCK)
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  25. Who the hell is this Potulny guy??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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  26. OK. Well at least we get a point. Better than the drubbing we thought it would be.
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  27. Well, that was a lot more competative than I thought it was going to be. Solid effort other than that garbage tying goal last minute.
    What happened to the Oilers that were 45-1 in shootouts??????

    Anyway I'm being very rude to my friends Jack and Coke. Back to the party!
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  28. Because we don't have Mr Shootout - Magic Garon in net.

    Off to the bar for me too!
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  29. why wasn't Potulny in the shootout? By my accounts, he had a pretty good game. Maybe even Brule too. POS? Come on!
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