Save Us Eberle! We Need Some Offense!What do you know, the Oilers shit the bed in Boston again, keeping their 13 year streak alive. Who Saw That Coming???® The boys didn't look bed shittingly bad, but they also seemed to mount no offense what so ever. The only real save Tukka Rask had to make was when Penner beaned him off the lid, in an obvious homage to Jacques Plante (In case you missed the 349045309843 hours of coverage it was the anniversary of Plante wearing the first goalie mask this weekend). Combine that with our mostly AHL defense and it was a recipe for disaster. Don't look for it to get any better tonight.
Mike Comrie has clearly been hit by the flu the worst out of anyone on the team and will miss yet another game because of it. That poor little elf. We need you buddy! Get well soon okay? I hope H. Duff has been feeding him a steady diet chicken soup, Nyquil, Cold FX and some wholesome love making, because that's probably the only thing that's keeping him alive right now.
The Oilers take the ice tonight against Islanders of Long Island. I like to think of the Islanders as the NHL's deadbeat cousin. The NHL has to take care of them because they're family and at one point they were pretty sweet, but for the last 10 years or so they've just been rotting away in the basement and refuse to leave. It's time to get a job Islanders!
Dwayne Roloson will be starting between the pipes for New York tonight and you all know what that means; he's going to make 85 saves and shut the Oilers out! And if that's not bad enough I would not be surprised if this was the game that Rob Schremp finally figured it out and potted 6 goals, all assisted by Doug Weight. I hate when we play teams with lots of former Oilers because they always seem to have career games against us, and for some reason *COUGH Kevin Lowe COUGH* it seems there's about 12 or 13 teams that have half their roster made up of former Oilers.
jeanshorts prediction: Oilers 3 - Islanders 2. Sully pots the OT winner. BOOK IT!
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GOILERS!
Sack Beating will be on it's way momentarily.
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FUCKING GOILERS!!!
And fuck Billy Smith.
Can't. Find. Feed. Starting. To. Get. ANGRY!
JS - http://www.justin.tv/hockeybash
You are the best sir!
Just in time to hear them call him "Tyler" Chorney.
Why must the internet hate me right now? There's gotta be a better link than this one. The audio is bruuuutal, but it's better than nothing.
I'm starting to think my computer has an AIDS-cock.
I think the hockey gods just hate all things Edmonton right now. We can't buy a break!
For future reference - the guys at *cough* Lowetide *cough* usually have the feed links on game day. You just have to sift through the GDB comments and sure as shit somebody posts 'em up. Alot of the commenters there don't live in the Edmonton area.
I have literally 8 different spots I use to watch hockey/mma, and this was just one of those very rare times that none of them had a link
SCORES!!!!
GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!
EAT IT ROLLIE!
Whoa... I was looking for a different feed, but heard our beloved Captain scored? Ethan Moreau did something positive? YAY!!!!
It feels like I'm watching an internet feed in 1995 or something.
But it's better than nothing.
Fuck man when will these guys learn you can't slide the puck across ice, they need to lift it up a few inches off the ice.
CLUTTERBUCK! FUCK YOU TAVARES!
FACK! Awesome D... gold star.
Any better feeds floating around yet?
It is kind of amusing to watch the Oil fans and NYI fan(s) talk shit in the chat.
Uhh so I got distracted on the phone there. What did I miss?
Oh the Islanders scored a goal? Crumbs.
If we come out with a single point on this east coast swing I'll be happy/surprised.
And by east coast swing I mean these 2 games.
Such a boring period. They better wake the fuck up soon.
I'm glad to see they're consistent. It's too bad their consistent in giving the puck away every time they touch it.
Seriously I know this team is ravaged by injuries but if Quinn doesn't start punching some sense into some of these guys I'm going to be a very unhappy boy.
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT... FUCKKKKKKK
Seriously. The fucking Islanders are making us look like the 08-09 Avalanche. The fucking Islanders! BRENDAN WITT HAS TWO FUCKING GOALS! WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm really glad I didn't pay money to watch this snoozer.
"You heard right, Witt's got two!!!!"
shoot me now.
Man have you seen this hit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1a12G5xWYE
Fucking brutal.
I think it was going to be a clean hit until that D-man turned his back to the play like all these kids have been taught to do for some reason.
My god this feed is from the early days of 56K and Commodore 64's. This shit keeps up and I'm going to have to break down and actually pay for PPV's. Of course this goes against everything I believe in.
*Breaks down sobbing uncontrollably*
Yeah I saw that on the highlights a couple days ago. The guy was near dead in the hospital. Unreal.
Losing to the fucking Islanders?!?!? This makes me sad. Sad enough to kick an AIDS cock.
I'd rather fuck Paris Hilton bareback then watch another period of this garbage.
Although I'd rather fuck Paris Hilton bareback than do a lot of things.
Even though I think Paris Hilton is fucking disgusting.
But pussy is pussy, even if it has been on every penis in Hollywood and is probably harboring some kind of unknown STD's scientists have yet to discover.
You're so full of shit JS. You'd do Paris Hilton TWICE in a New York minute.
Just so I could join the 800 person mailing list of dudes that are also in the club.
But you're right, I would.
I still think she looks like a fucking retarded bird and I have no idea why people still lose their shit over her.
Good to see Rolli is still flailing around everytime he's touched. This game is painful to watch.
BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
I think everyone picked a great day to be away from the BCB.
Seems to me the Oilers keep trying to set the bar higher and higher for worst game of the season.
"fucking retarded bird"...Bah-hah hah hah!
Ahem.
Well that plain sucked. Don't know which blew more, the Oilers or the god damn pre-internet feed. Next game is a PPV to so there better fucking be a decent online feed or there'll be hell to pay.
*too*
Fucking 5 PPV games this month. That's absolutely insane. Especially with the type of garbage hockey this team is playing. I can understand a game against the Islanders or Thrashers on PPV cause no one gives a shit about those teams. But against Ottawa and New York? Come on man. Those are prime hockey territories. Bullshit.
We need Souray back in the biggest way. Its not only that he's out, but the kids replacing him are fucking us up bad.
Good god man. We're going to be so fucked by Christmas. After that it'll be one of those "must win 22 or their last 26 to make the playoffs" deals. Again.
Well at least this time we know it's not the coaches fault.
IT'S LOWE'S FAULT FOR SIGNING HORCOFF TO THAT RIDICULOUS EXTENSION!
Seriously though, those mad dashes to the end are neither fun nor good for my health. I can't go through yet another one of those.
And fuck if we're going to miss the playoffs we might as well miss them fucking good and try and get a top 3 pick out of the deal.
I hate the fact that all those young D-men got tossed into the deep end and drown. Fuck does that not look good for our drafting/developing. They need their hands held and to be fucking sheltered by all the vets.
Well fuck.
Oh hi fellers. What time does the Oilers game start tonight? I just got home from work and I look forward to a nice ice hockey match.
I keep looking at the clock and expecting it to be like 1 in the morning.
GOD DAMN YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! You're ruining my life once again.
Bright side: Not getting shut out for the 4th time in 5 games
Dark side: The fucking Islanders? Ugh...
Pat Quinn's post-game presser should be interesting tonight. In the "two games from quitting" sort of way.
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