Sunday, November 8, 2009

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Avs

Please, no more of this

What the hell? A non pay per view game? Have the hockey gods finally smiled down up on us? Oh wait, the Oilers are in Colorado playing the Avs. Apparently those asshole hockey gods have a terrible sense of humor and love crapping on us. What did we do to deserve this? WHY US???????

Anyway as I said before the Oilers roll into Colorado sporting a sterling 4-6-0 record over 10 games, and have managed to lose 6 of their last 7. Needless to say it hasn't been a fun couple of weeks. And I'm not holding out much hope the Oilers are going to end their skid tonight. Colorado on the other hand have won 7 of their last 10 and are still unbeaten at home. Fucking awesome. Ugh, this season is starting to sound like a broken record. Everyone is still hurt with something or another. Horcoff, Smid, Souray, Jacques, and Stone are still out. And Hemsky is a game time decision. We're in horrible shape here boys.

I'm not going to waste too much more time talking about this. There's really no way I can see the Oilers winning tonight and the only thing that would surprise me is if we lose by less than 3 goals.

Calgary and Vancouver keep winning. The Leafs look to have finally righted their sinking ship. It feels like the end of days right now. Though if it continues to get worse and worse it will probably start to become funny again. Remember that Chicago game last year when the Hawks raped the Oilers in their own building? And at one point we started cheering for the Hawks to score more goals and eventually break 10? If the Oilers keep losing I'm pretty sure that how the rest of the season is going to feel. Bring on Taylor Hall!

jeanshorts prediction: Colorado 5 - Edmonton 0. Yeah that's right. Craig Anderson with the goose egg. Would anyone be shocked? Didn't think so.

If there was ever a time to prove me wrong Oilers it would be tonight. But I'm not betting the house on it.

GOILERS, I guess.

IQWT.

Fuck, it's going to be a long season.

-jeanshorts
Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 3:16 PM
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117 Say Your Piece:

  1. Chamucks DeluxeNov 8, 2009 03:14 PM
    Taylor Hall wears #4 right? What number will he wear with the Oil with Lowes # retired?

    Just kidding, but seriously, Oilers, get your shit together.
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  2. In light of the sacrificial beating we are about to endure, I present this comic relief...

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    Avs 6-2 I'm sorry to say.
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  3. hahaha

    "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

    Fuck sakes man. If this weekend ends up with a Wolverines loss, a Giants win, a Cowboys loss AND an Oilers loss I may just give up on sports altogether. This season just hasn't been my season. God dammit.
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  4. No good can come this way tonight I'm afraid. Maybe if the Avs put a dog in goal, MAYBE.
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  5. LET'S DO THISSS...ah who am I kidding. If the Edmonton Falcons can pull this out I'm going to go to LA and abduct Megan Fox.
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  6. This one is going to be painful.
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  7. At least the boys are throwin' a few at the net.

    And I do mean boys.
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  8. It was a nice move by Sully. But once again he has no finish.

    At least we're getting shots on the net. I still don't believe it!
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  10. Reddox now too????

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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  11. POWERPLAY GOAL!!! Pretty lucky bounce, but who the fuck cares. We scored!!!
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  12. FFFUUUCCCKKK YEEEAAAHH!

    Are you kidding me? The Oilers putting away a greasy goal? AND scoring the first goal? AND SCORING IN GENERAL!

    Cue the turn around!
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  13. God damn I'm starting to like Mike Comrie!
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  14. Seriously though if all the Falcons get hurt who do we call up? Someone from Stockton? Fuck.
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  16. Funny. You can see those cross-seam/backdoor passes coming a mile away.
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  17. I can't believe they stole our Powerplay strategy!
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  19. Fuck. Well, that was fun while it lasted right?

    All 639 fans at the Pepsi Center going wild!
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  20. FUCKKKK such a good period until that happened.
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  21. God do we need a hard-ass D to knock those fuckers away from the front of the net.

    Paging Sheldon Souray and Ladi Smid. Clean up in aisle 3.
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  22. Silver lining; Reddox didn't die!
    And they aren't leaking 540945 scoring chances. So far anyway..........
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  23. Remember when the Avs had like 1324 Consecutive sell outs? It took one season of mediocrity for the fans to fuck off. Yet, We as Oiler fans keep showing up. Is that a good or bad thing?
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  24. Oh well fuck me another one bites the dust.
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  25. SAVED BY THE POWER OF THE MOUSTACHE!!!!
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  26. Hey Taylor Chorney, when I say you guys should be out there blocking shots with your faces I'm just kidding. Don't literally block it with your face. Your mustache can only protect so much.
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  27. Chin up fuckers! Fuck the Colorado Avalanche! This is the same goddamn gang of retards everyone picked to finish dead last in the league, Just Craig Anderson (?!?) and a bunch of douchebags thinking it's the glory days of Roy, Sakic and Forsberg. But I ain't fooled.

    THE ILLUSION ENDS TONIGHT.

    Besides, Sometimes the Oil just fluke the fuck out, right?
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  28. I fucking love the secret service ear piece/cuff microphone the assistants rock on the bench to talk to the guys up in the boxes.

    Seriously, I love Sully but why the fuck is he still on the point for the PP? IT'S NOT WORKING QUINN!
    Just put a D-man there and let him wrist it into traffic or something. It works for Hal Gill in Montreal.
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  29. TOM GILBERT YOUR HALF A MAN! It's about god damn time!

    What did i say about writing it from the point? WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?
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  31. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My goat has finally done something non-goatlike.
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  32. O'Sully must lead the league in dented opposition shinpads.

    GILBERT!!!!!!!!
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  33. Tom Fucking Gilbert??? Of course, all I had to do was drop that useless bitch from the hockey pool.

    YOU'RE WELCOME
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  34. Ok it's time to make this sexual....

    Hehe "wristing"
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  35. And Nilsson begins his comeback.
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  36. It sure looks like Lowe is really plowing into Visnovsky in that picture...
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  37. I hope that buttfucker Esa Tikenan over on ON is enjoying choking on his fucking crow. Trying to tell me the other day that we should have resigned Kotalik because he's the main reason our powerplay was garbage lately. Fuck that guy.
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  38. Comrie is a shifty little fuck.
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  39. Potulny has looked pretty decent tonight. Why does everyone assume he's going to be pants shittingly bad? I don't remember him being horrible last year.
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  40. The ON comments have been growing in number, yet decreasing in quality. It's been more diluted and sterile.

    Fucking trolls ruining our dick jokes and whatnot.
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  41. I think if Potulny's name was "Lazertits" or something cool, people would get more excited about him as a prospect. As it is, he sounds like he should be taking a shift at a steel mill or something.
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  42. No shit. It's cool that more and more people are jumping on and adding to the conversation. It's just shitty that 60% of those new people are idiots/assholes who have apparently made their way over from HF boards.
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  43. There's alot of HF cocksuckers drifting over to ON. Its almost impossible not to have a thread fucked up by one of those losers.

    PENNER!!!!!!!!
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  44. Sick pass Sully! 3 FOR FUCKING 3!!!!!!!
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  45. HOLY SHIT!!!! We're an offensive powerhouse!! Penner and his sexy moustache!!!
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  46. I don't want to get too ahead of myself here, but I've never been happier to be so fucking wrong!

    But again, I don't want to get ahead of myself. We all remember the Detroit debacle.
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  47. 'Stache Power, mother fuckers!
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  49. Weel boys we will always know we've been hanging around that place since the beginning but jesus fuck where did all those cock suckers come from? I've spent about 12 minutes of my life browsing through HFboards and people like that are EXACTLY the reason why I have never gone back. Fucking embarrassing that I share a love for the same team with people like that.
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  50. Travis - its because the average age is about 16. Little dinks every one of them.
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  51. I want to fight them. Physically. With my fists.
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  52. I'm so fucking tired of "uhhhhh Cogliano hasn't scored in the last 10 games, we should trade him. Why doesn't Tambo trade him for Langkow or something?" or "Kotalik got 3 points against the Oilers. Tambo is such an idiot for letting him go" regardless of the fact that he only has 11 points overall and is minus 7. These fucking armchair GM's man.
    Whatever, at least their just annoying within their own fanbase, rather than being hated by everyone around the league like Canuck or Habs fans.
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  53. I so wish a guy like Craig Wark would start beaking off over here. He'd have his nuts handed to him inside of 5 posts.
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  54. And how funny is it when you go on a site and just start calling people down? Fuck I'd want to shoot my dick off with an elephant gun if I was that much of a fucking loser.
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  55. So is Tom Gilbert a coke boy or what? EVERY interview, he's sniffing like he just did a line.
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  56. He probably has the same thing that my buddy Scott had when we played hockey. As soon as he stepped on the ice his nose would just start gushing with snot. It was fucking disgusting, but it happened every time, without fail. I don't know what it was, but it made calling him Snotty Scotty much easier.
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  57. Scotty soft in a blow....
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  58. look at this collection of dirtbags. You guys put off masturbating to pictures of your sisters to watch the Oilers game?
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  60. Has Reddox already passed Moreau on the depth chart? Because that would be fucking awesome.
    God I wish would could just put Moreau on a raft and send him out to sea.
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  61. I see no logical place for Moreau on this team. None whatsoever.

    I imagine he wakes up every day thanking god for whoever invented contracts.
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  62. Im just here to talk to the local flavour, while watching some Sunday "hockey".
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  63. What the fuck happened in Colorado anyway? They are unbeaten at home and these assholes still won't go to the games?
    Do the Broncos play every time there's a game or what?

    Fuck sakes. That looked pretty identical to the first Colorado goal.
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  64. No strength in front of our own net. *sigh*
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  65. And another sweet bounce off our own player.
    What are we the Leafs?
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  66. God love Moreau's muffins.
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  67. Man another block off the face of a d-man! And unfortuneately for Hannan he doesn't have the sick Mo that Chorney does.
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  68. Keep the Leafs out of this Mean Jeans! Lets focus on the Oilers travails.
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  69. WoW! Headshot. THAT'S gotta hurt.
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  70. Fuck Chorney's stache is sexy.
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  71. I think somebody's horny. Maybe JS will have to go offline for a private show.
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  72. Was that guy wearing Eskie's gear? I never understood the insane devotion of CFL fans. Keep it at Commonwealth guy.
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  73. Doesn't take much for a cross-check call these days huh?
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  74. Staios all over the ice! I can't believe I'm happy to have him back.
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  75. Sorry to say, but it looks like your Oilers might've hit the proverbial wall here. Also FIRE the trainers!
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  76. I hate to say it, but Reddox looks like a keeper.
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  77. He looked pretty decent last year too. I think most people's problem with him is he's the smallest fourth liner in the history of the NHL. But he can score, check, and play D, so why not really? Until Stone comes back anyway, then it's right back to the fucking farm with you little Ewok.
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  79. Im trying to decide whats more exciting, the two dogs in my living room trying to figure out how to pork or this listless divisional game.
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  80. It's no 3-2 win over the the somehow even crappier Carolina Hurricanes, I'll give you that.
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  81. I think Jason Strudwick just climb out of his crappy defenseman whole with that ridiculous save.
    For now anyway.
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  82. Jeans Garofalo, over here with the comebacks! How do the Oilers usually do leading after 2? Are we in for a rollercoaster finish or does the defence clamp down like an Andre the giant choke hold?
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  83. Know what? I thought sure as shit this game was going to be a crime scene. Oddly enough our boys are playing pretty decent. This team is so god damn unpredictable. Maybe they're recovering from the flu by now.

    Still gettin' outshot though.
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  84. Not a great period but they didn't leak a handful of goals. I'll take it.
    Please don't collapse into yourselves in the third Oilers. That's all I ask.
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  85. I missed most of the second, but doesn't sound like I missed much. Time to suck it up and steal the 3rd. I think I need a drink.
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  86. David Frost used to tag team his players 16 year old girlfriends. So he's NOT ALL bad.
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  87. Sounds like a pretty decent friend to me. What's Mike Danton's problem anyway? Geeze.
    That's like your dad buying you a car, and to thank him you run him over with it.
    Did Mike Danton only score one NHL goal? They have to keep showing that one against the Oilers?
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  88. Jesus O'Sully takes alot of passes in his feet.
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  89. Holy fuck I completely forgot about the Cowboys game. You know the Oilers aren't playing bed shittingly bad hockey when.
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  90. Fucking rights Potulny. Having a solid game.

    HOT UNDERAGE GIRL IN A SMALL OILERS JERSEY!
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  91. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That Oilers hottie in the crowd was good news too.
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  92. Everybody needs to apologize to Potulny! I MISS YOU PAT QUINN!!
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  93. Nice!

    Don't mind saying that I think Nilsson is having a pretty good night.
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  94. Ah for fucks sake.

    Keystone cops.
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  95. Just because you have a fucking moustache doesn't mean you can go all Tom Poti with the wild no-look bullshit. At least our new sniper Potulny gave us that insurance.
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  96. God Dammit Chorney I really, really want to like you but when you pull shit like that it makes me hope you stay in Springfield foever.
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  97. On Pat Quinn's tombstone:

    "Felled by the no-look pass."
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  98. Fuck man, Reddox and Potulny both playing well tonight. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????
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  99. Reddox passes it to Cogs and we win. *sigh*
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  100. Reddox and Potulny are vastly better tonight than Moreau and Pisani. I can't believe I'm saying that.

    Apparently the dutch make a fine cheese too.
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  101. To his credit that D-man did have pretty good coverage on the passing lane. If that was Moreau he would have passsed it right to the D-mans stick and Colorado would have went down the ice on a 5 on 0 and scored.
    Baby steps guys. Baby steps.
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  102. God damn Brule had a game winner there.
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  104. Winnipeg Jet needs to get over it. Join the rest of Manitoba and cheer for the Leafs.
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  105. COGS!!!!!!!!!

    Damn fine work son.
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  107. Fucking rights Cogs. Now we just need Sully to get the god damn monkey off his back and we'll start turning this ship in the right direction.
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  108. It's a big fucking monkey
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  109. So is this going to be another one of those years where the guys that no one expects anything from lead the team on a charge toward the playoffs, while the guys making all the money suck some major bag?
    Not that I mind the unsung heroes leading the way, it'd just be nice for Hemsky or Horcoff to play up to their potential and/or contract.
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  111. It's so hard to be happy about this team right now with Souray, Hemsky and Horcoff all out.
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  112. Well boys, THAT was fucking satisfying!
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  113. WE BEAT SOMEONE IN THE DIVISION!!! Moustache power!
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  114. Finally a good game. I think that's the first full 60 minutes they've played since the first week.
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  115. Evanka Osmak would make this night complete.
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  116. Clap motherfucking clap!

    She was working the after football game shift. So hopefully she'll be on after the post game hoopla.
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