How badass was I in the 80's?I'm going to start this off by giving props to our inbred cousin site OilersNation. You'd think that once they hit the big time, landing the services of Brownlee, Gregor and jeanshorts, combined with the fact that they were featured on Global News, they're heads would expanded so big they would barely be able to fit inside of Daryl Katz's estate for weekly Sunday potluck dinner. But no my friends, they've stayed humble and are using their new found powers of fame and popularity for a good cause. ON is teaming up with Original Joes and a butt ton of other sponsors for something called Beat The Heat. I'm more of a beat the meat man myself, but to each his own I guess. Basically any time Penner, Cogs or Smid score OJ's will donate $100 Give Me Shelter. You guys can also throw your hat into the good karma ring by donating too. And I'm going to take it even a step further. As you all know we have some amazing shirts for sale. One of them is the "Heatly Dink" shirt. You can check it out and buy one here. These shirts are guaranteed to get you laid and people will buy you free drinks no matter where you are. I've lowered the price on these bitches, so you really have no excuse not to buy one, and on top of that JSBM will donate 10 dollars from every Dink shirt sold to the Give Me Shelter campaign. So now you'd really have to be an asshole not to buy one. They take about 3 or 4 days to ship so if you order one today it should be there just in time to wear when Dany Douchebag and his crappy friends roll into Rexall on Friday night. You know what, fuck it, buy any of our sweet, sweet shirts and we'll chip in 10 bones. How's that? Good. Go buy one.
And now on with the regularly scheduled program. The Oilers lost again, surprise, to the Blackhawks, SURPRISE, on Saturday night. It wasn't even close. A shit kicking of monumental proportions, our team looked like they brought their Jr. B game with them. It was pure garbage. Not tonight my friends. Gary Bettman's favorite team takes to the once amazing ice at Rexall tonight, and I'll be dammed if our boys don't come out firing on all cylinders. That always seems to be the case doesn't it? They start to build up our hopes, only to crush them in one fell swoop. And while we're all feeling sorry for ourselves and cursing the day we ever decided to cheer for this team, they come out with a rousing effort and trump someone. Quinn and Renney had a meeting with all the captains yesterday and from the sounds of it, it was nothing but beneficial. The timing was anything less than perfect, but I hope this will set the tone for the rest of the season. The leaders have to continue to step up, and at the same time help hold the kids accountable.
I'm not sure how the Coyotes are doing, because frankly I could give a fuck, especially since they shouldn't even exist right now. I do know they are doing better than the Oilers, Dave Tippett is doing a pretty decent job, better than the last guy anyway (sorry Wayne, you were way too good a player to be a coach) and I know of about 4 guys on their team. It will probably be weird for the Coyotes tonight, playing in front of a building full of hockey fans.
Khabby is hurt, to the surprise of no one. Although I am surprised that it took this long. I figured 8 games would be the mark, so thankfully he proved me wrong. JDD is between the pipes for now, but would anyone mind seeing Dubnyk get a shot one of these games? He looked good in pre-season and has had a decent start to the AHL season thus far. JDD on the other hand has been up and down. He's made some great saves and looked pretty good on most nights, but he's also let in a ton of soft goals and has looked shakey early on in all 3 of his starts. And like Dakin said, how the fuck can a goalie that big let in so many goals up top? Unreal. Anyway if this kid is ever going to build up some confidence and hopefully play like a bonafide NHL'er the team in front of him are going to have to stop GIVING THE FUCKING PUCK AWAY IN FRONT OF OUR NET! It's killed us on more than a few occasions this year and it's ridiculous. Off the glass and out, or off the boards and out. Is it really that hard?
jeanshorts prediction: Oilers 3 - Yotes 1
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Not yet but once I find it I'll post it on here.
I think I've got a system figured out.
System:
a) atdhe.net
or
b) Check back and forth between ON and Lowetide until someone posts a justintv.com feed
Oh yeah.
4-2 Oilers
Here's the atdhe.net feed. But beware, its been dodgy the last few weeks:
http://atdhe.net/10548/watch-phoenix-coyotes-vs-edmonton-oilers
ustream.tv sometimes has a smoother feed than justin.tv, although I haven't been able to find Oilers games there lately.
Reading today on ON that the Coyotes are ahead of the Oilers in the standings is about the most fucking depressing thing I've read all season.
By the way, great Wayne pic, JS. He was a great player, but Jesus what a fucking dork!
I totally had that TITAN TPM 2020 stick when I was a kid. Fucking thing weighed about 30 lbs and I'm sure by today's standards would be about a 225 Flex.
That was the first stick I ever had! Straight blade and all. I only used it for street hockey but boy, what a stick!
FUCK MAN! I used to pick those TPM's up at Sport Check. I swear to god half of them were fake because they sure snapped like twigs. But holy shit you felt cool on the ice with one.
Made up for a distinct lack of talent.
"Chek"
Oookay, any minute now a stream is going to pop up on the site we got it from last time right? RIGHT??
Any minute now.........
tick tock...tick tock...
WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN FEED!!!!
Well, silver lining, there is TONS of wrestling channels on Justin.tv, as always. Get your Cena fix!
GAHHHHH...is it any wonder nobody is streaming a piece of shit team that everyone inexplicably loves playing another piece of shit team that nobody wants?
Hey, I'm pretty sure Katz is only feeling slight buyers remorse with his purch....oh. The Coyotes. Well Uncle Gary wants them.
Alright, I've got my Messier shirt on, that brings this team luck almost half the time. We can't lose!
630 fucking ched it is I guess. Go Ro...er...R....errahh.....Rod Phillips.
As long as that Messier shirt means we get a cocksucking feed!
NOOOOOOO STORTINI! We need to at least win the fights! FUCK!
Using my imagination to "see" this game is destroying my brain.
Ohhhhh..in my imagination just now it was 4 Oilers on Penner's back in front of the net and Bryzgalov made a sweet save.
If any Oiler scores 5 goals I will eat a nugget of my own shit. That's how much faith I have in someone actually winning this contest.
Exactly what the hell is the internet good for if you can't steal PPV's?
It's a lot harder to critique their shitty play when I can't see what's going on.
*falls off his chair*
WHAT THE FUCK???
GOALS!!!!!!
Hey...the Captain. He always seems to score against the Coyotes.
Where the asshole is the feed? Ah fuck...
So, how are the Oilers doing?
So far though, it sounds like we're lucky to be up by one at this point.
Not gonna lie, if I was at a game where Moreau Scored I would still boo him.
Hey look, another point by Hemsky. We should trade him.
Holy fuck. My ON prediction is on target so far. It's feeling like Goat Night. Come on Gilbert, you little bitch...
Hi bitches.
Oh great. Worst we have to listen to the game, and now Dakin is here? Could this night get any worse?
Well hello Dakin... *blushes*
hahaha some guy on this forum I'm trying to find a feed on is talking about how he regrets taking Gagner over Moreau on his fantasy team.
I fucking hate Oiler fans!!!
OH NOES...Hemsky discredited with the 2nd assist. Trade him.
GOALS!!!!!! WWWHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF! Another goal!?
bahahaha OWN GOAL
WOW
HEMSKY!!!! TRADE HIM!!! TRADE HEMSKY!!!!!!
Let's make a pact to never watch another Oiler game all season!
For christ sakes...and I can't see shit. Penner and Hemmer.
@JS no shit. 630 ched for me from now on. Nice...and now a 100th goal ovation. Great. Missing history here.
What the fuck? Goals?
Fuck you JS
PS...I think my 630 ched feed is like 2 minutes behind you JS. You're posting cheers as I'm hearing it.
You guys can see shit if you go to hockeystreams.com and pay $4.99
Fucking cheap cunts.
I refuse to pay for anything ever. Chicks love going on dates with me!
Ok, I think we can all agree that with Hemsky scoring his 100th goal as an Oiler, now would be a great time to trade him.
feed feed feed? OILERS FUCKING STOLEN HOCKEY!!!!!!
It only took him seven years to do it.
It's pretty funny though that it took him 5 and a half seasons to score 100 goals. Ovechkin he's not.
'sup Dakin. Apparently the Oilers are playing the game of the year. Good thing there's no feed...fuck!
@Dakin....4.99...and they rob your credit card number and make sex with your credit.*
*I may have made this up.
Well I am watching because I'm a sucker bitch. It is a weird game so far.
The Towel Boy: ALWAYS use pre-oaid credit cards online. Beautiful
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Hi 5 to you, Mr Jeanshorts!
HOLY FUCK THEY'RE UP 3-0?
The stache's definitely do not come through as good on the radio.
God damn I love Shane Doan.
Unless he scores tonight. In which case I will loath Shane Doan.
Well BIG SEX is going to kill Doan. SQWEEEEEEEEEE
@js...how the shitting fuck did you find this...I basically turned my laptop into dust googling and clicking and interneting my ass off. I was skunked at every turn. Fucking great work.
I told you, I found a system.
And by system I mean one website. And I just happened to check this Justin.tv feed that someone found for one of the earlier PPV games.
so, does the feed normally go off during intermission? Cuz I was hoping to hear what Louie Debrusk had to say.
So has the feed died for you guys?
Can you imagine that man breathing down over you? oh fuck yeah I can.
I think the dude is restarting it so it's not as choppy.
Big Sex is gonna break out the Pimp Hand. Yay!
Remember when the draft was here and instead of drafting Shane Doan the Oil took Steve Kelly?
Good times.
ps. penis
Can you imagine that man breathing down over you? oh fuck I could.
TB - The guys at Lowetide posted the link a few minutes ago.
...uhhh...I mean Jeanshorts is an internet WIZARD!
Yeah I said it twice.
Friggin myp2p.eu had no links for this game before. I was refreshing that bitch
for about 10 straight minutes after the game started.......but this one's there now.
Steve Kelly...Barry Fraser makes Kevin Pederast look like he knows what he's doing.
Who is breathing on whom?
*removes crisco from microwave, pours down pants*
I still read Lowetide, I just wish the people there didn't make me fell like an asshole.
Souray breathing over me. Only me. god.
You really haven't JS?
What the fuck man, if there is anyway the Leafs beat the Oilers in the standing's it's cause all the fucking pussy points they've racked up. I thought this system was supposed to get rid of teams playing for OT?
Souray was breathing down on me in my dream....
JS you really haven't?
Whoa. The oil are winning? And there's a feed? I'm stuck watching football at the bar at my hotel. Lots of slutness around which is all good but Winnipeg is too cheap to show their beloved coyotes ??? Weak
Hand to nuts I haven't even looked at Lowetide since I started reading ON. I don't know why. I got kind of tired of reading about baseball players from the 1930's. And then I started this shit. And it's just been downhill from there.
But when I first got into Oiler blogs I had Lowetide and Covered In Oil as my daily reads.
Why are my posts showing up twice? what the fizzuck?
I think we've busted the internet.
Jesus this is a juicy feed. LOVE the full-screen feature!
@Dakin - Yeah, I haven't been refreshing my JSBM screen enough. Obviously. Heh heh.
I always find reading Lowetide makes me hate the Oilers.
My posts are getting lost and reappearing. JS - get some fucking Nerds on this horseshit!!!
J@ JS - refresh the page. It worked for me.
CiO. Those were the days.
@ Poo Czar, yeah I'm getting all of them in my email, but they take a while to show up. I have no idea what is going on.
We should probably get someone on here that knows how to work computers.
Oh wait. He's at the bar in Winnipeg right now.
*Walks in on JS naked holding a butcher knife in one hand and the Internet in the other*
What the fuck?!?
Lowetide makes me hate my dead grandfathers.
Gotta say though - I love me some Black Dog Hates Skunks
They're up to 700 viewers. Its only a matter of time before this one gets shut down.
That was a good site.
Oh man I used to read BDHS all the time. But again I kind of just stopped going there for some reason. I haven't been there since last season. I like that guy a lot though.
Wait - that Giant tit fiend is your tech support? God help us all...
Thankfully though this ass clown as an alternative channel to stream games on when he gets butt hurt about ATDHE stealing his link.
BDHS is a great read. I like MC79 too but I fucking hate reading Dennis always going on about his MSN shit.
and you get all the comments as fucking emails? Holy sit your inbox must suck to filter through after an epic BCB...
So If you don't read all those sites everyday? What the fuck else is there on the internet to look at?
uh....
I misspelled "shit"?
*slams cock in door*
Yeah it gets pretty bad sometimes. But I just let them all collect and delete them after the game.
But it helps when I wake up in the morning and I can see when you assholes have posted on older articles.
And we still get a lot of hate filled comments about our anti-peta stance so that's always fun to read too.
All right you fuckers! Let's try to win this one.
Tyson Nash is the color guy??? That guy is like 29. What the fuck. I know he was a boarderline NHL'er but fuck man.
He's also my friends cousin.
Hate filled comments????
POST 'EM UP!
This guy not only posted a comment on here, but then emailed us the exact same comment.
"Your parents have failed you and the rest of the world by not being responsible enough to teach you about compassion. Maybe you just haven't taken the time to step out of the shadows of ignorance and make yourself aware. Maybe you have been made aware but are too much of a dead soul to change your habits. Either way, you're fucked and I don't give two shits about YOU."
You have friends? Who have COUSINS?!?!?!
Fucking show-off...
Right. "I don't care about you so much that I'm going to send you an email telling you just that."
WHOA, HEMSKY WITH THE FUCKING MOVES...
NOOOOO! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
Alternante name for the BCB: "The Shadows of Ignorance"
WTF? Game back on?? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN FEED?!?!?!?!
Uuuuuh. Where the fuck are the Oile....never mind.
If nothing else, this feed and the comments on the side are BIG comedy.
Chris Johnson is a fucking beast even though the titans suck. I want to ooooogle big sexy though so this is lame. Sounds like a good game. That figures tho. The one game I can't catch out east and they play good. I guess I caught 10 minutes of the oilers avs before the coolguys in Toronto figured we needed all 6 tvs showing the raptors lose. I'm having Penner withdrawls... What with his sexy moustache and all.
AHHH, THANKS JUSTINTV!
Whoa. They're talking about here. *checks makeup*
@Rusty
considering my buddy from TO calls the second game on HNIC the "background game", you're lucky they showed any of the game at all.
OHMYGOD LETS ALL START FREAKING OUT THAT THE GAME IS NOT ON!!!!!
"The shadows of ignorance"
Mua-ha ha ha ha!
I've been trying to figure out how to get out from under this "shadow" but it seems pretty bright in here to me.
Let's all go fuck with animals!
5 ON 3! 5 ON 3!
knowing how much you perv on the updates, I feel like I'm being monitored js....
You shadowy, ignorant jerk.
Eesh that was a pretty brutal call.
2 man PP. Bury these fuckers!
No one is watching the PPV? There was a great interview with Kevin Smith and how he started to love the Oilers by smoking incredible amounts of weed and watching glory-day games. Gene, totally caught off gaurd, says something like "it is still fun to watch them not high" and Smith's epic response was something like, "but when youre blazed, its like watching GOD PLAY HOCKEY!" Un-fucking-real.
__DrPow__
Let's all go fuck with animals!"
That sentence does not need the word "with"
The thing that I love most about the whole thing, is they call us ignorant, even though they clearly don't read the entire article, just see the FUCK PETA stance and proceed to try and shit on us.
They act like we ride around on dogs and throw cats out the window and shit. I like animals. I don't like people that fuck with animals unless they're being used for food or fur or whatever.
But I guess if I don't support Peta I'm just an asshole. Either way.
I butchered an Elk yesterday, That's PETA approved right?
Why are these people googling "fuck PETA" to begin with?
@ Dr. Pow
hahaha fuck I love Kevin Smith. Not so much his movies, but I could listen to that dude talk all day.
I listened to one of his podcasts, and he was talking about how he was in this huge Gretzky phase lately. And all he would do was get high and sit there and watch Ultimate Gretzky and shit and just like ball his eyes out because he was just so in awe of how awesome Wayne was and how great a dude Walter is and stuff. It's amazing. He talks about the Oiler glory days for about an hour.
Oh good, Staios on the PP. That Greek God is a wizard with the puck.
Dr Pow- I'm watching. It was amazing.
So pissed I missed Kevin Smith at the U of A last night. Fucking dickhead friends with their "no, I'll get the tix, don't worry about it"
It's kind of like Greenpeace. I'm all for being a responsible person in the world, but the thing that bugs me about them is how the 'leaders' in that organization aren't the ones going and doing the dangerous/illegal things. They're sending a bunch of dumb kids out there to take the fall for their beliefs.
...*crickets*...boobs.
"Why are these people googling "fuck PETA" to begin with?"
Hahaha good question. It's probably the same reason people go on IMDB and post 1000 comments on a movie they supposedly hate. Or the reason people come to ON to shit on Brownlee or Willis for no reason.
Why are they still trying to fancy up McDonalds? Lipstick on a pig man.
Everyone knows it's garbage food that's terrible for you. But we still eat it cause it's delicious. Stop trying so hard.
I can't help but notice that I haven't seen a goal scored since I started watching this game. We should go back to The CHED.
hahaha no shit. Although it's not like the Oilers have ever blown a 3 or more goal lead.......
ROD! HERE I COME!
@ Librarian Mike
South Park did an amazing episode where they shit on that faggy guy that tries to save whales or whatever. I forget his name but he has a garbage reality show. And they talk about how they don't actually do anything. But boy are they passionate when they talk!
and by I...I mean...WE. Fuck I need another beer.
nice hit by "Jocks".
Anyone else sick of being creeped at by Eddie Money on ON? Good shit, I am NOT his demographic.
Who the fuck IS Eddie Money's demographic? I swear the whole crowd there will be 20-30 somethings who are there to laugh at him.
I have had such a fucking hankering to watch Christmas Vacation for the last couple days and I have no idea why. I may have to give in finally.
That is if I don't watch 5 more hours of Soprano's tonight.
How come no one ever told me that show was so awesome?????
* buys Librarian Mike an Eddie Money ticket*
Y'know why you wanna watch Christmas Vacation? The Hawks were just here and you flashed back to that rad Griswold #00 jersey.
The Sopranos? Oh yeah, it's Goodfellas as a TV show. If you like that, you should watch The Shield. That show will knock you on your ass.
I'm pretty sure i did...
And if you haven't done so yet, go watch the Wire. So fucking good.
I've got The Wire and The Shield on my list to watch after Sopranos.
Has Stortini dyed his hair? Pussy...
That Vic Mackey is one dirty sumbitch.
Also, Deadwood is fucking amazing.
*Prays Stortini doesn't read this site*
Stortini dyed his pussy hair? So hot...
How do you guys have so much time to watch tv?
I love all of the lampoon vaction movies. But Christmas Vacation is pretty fucking great.
It's actually getting funny seeing how snake bit Sully is....
Fuck is O'sullivan skunked.
Vegas Vacation is probably my least favorite.
Nothing beats Beverly DeAngelo's tits in the first one! Man she was so hot. That's probably the single reason I still want to bang her in Entourage.
Uh oh someone just screamed "fuck". Who was that O'Sullivan?
Dakin - married, no kids. To cheap to leave the house. High speed downloads and a hate of commercials. You can watch an entire series in 2 weeks!
hmmmm
I only ever watched the 'edited for TV' version of the original when I was a kid. So I caught the unedited version about a month ago on cable, and fuck is that ever a filthy movie. It was like I'd never seen it before.
Was that O'Sullivan that screamed "FFFFFUCK!!!" after the whistle? If so, that was awesome.
WWWHOOOOO! Another buzzer beater! Hopefully...
Goal?!?!?
What's with this scoring with .1 seconds left shit?
Oh shit. The goal judge is Sully's dad...
WTF? We can't get a single view of puck + clock on a goddamn stolen PPV???
I like how the FS COYOTES feed has the goal up and counted already. Thanks FS COYOTES guys.
And yeah @Dakin;
Like Poo Czar said no kids, no steady lady anchoring me down, and I download everything or watch it on DVD.
Hence why I'm just now watching Season one of Sopranos.
Does FS stand for Fucks Sakes?
WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Huzzah! Goal!
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!
Gola gola gola gola GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!
It's going to be Penners goal. It went in off him.
That was a sweet tip. I must say.
So I take it from the lack of angry cursing that the oilers are still taking care of the Jets?
Shit! We really needed that one. Everybody knows that 3-0 is the most dangerous lead in hockey.
I think the Coyotes should be forced to wear their 90's era Picasso vomit jerseys this season until the ownership is sorted out.
@Towel Boy
Thanks man.
*puts cock back in his pants*
Fuck I wish this feed would play on my PS3...it's so clear...and smooth. But on my ps3 this feed is making everyone look like the have epilepsy.
@ JS...and Horcoff's goal was nice too.
Is it hot in here??....whew...
I definitely love having my computer connected to my TV that's for sure.
I think the Coyotes should have that 'Gretz Face' picture that Sportsnet ran all summer as their logo.
Fuck I should have stayed in and watched the game instead of creeping the bar here by myself macking on servers. Too bad penner wasn't in that ESPN spread or I'd pin him up on my wall.
That face only strikes fear in Ty and Paulina Gretzky.
MMMMMMM Paulina Gretzky.
Excuse me.
*makes the most of the intermission*
ESPN has a strict 'no fatties' policy. Shows how much they know...
Hey Rusty, you glaze them hotel drapes yet?
hahahaha. Fuck.
Oh yes Paulina, we WILL remember you...
*fapfapfap*
I'm so glad the Oilers don't have a fucking mascot anymore.
Other than Joey of course.
Anymore??? When did the Oil have a mascot?
I remember tormenting Homer at Trappers games as a kid. Free tiny bats to all children? Hope you wore a fucking cup Homer!
Didn't they have like a puck or something in the early 90's? I'm pretty sure they had one for a little while.
I recall no mascot. Do you mean David Maley?
There was a pregame party today... So yes.. Except I was shooting for the bank off the tv onto the drapes. I must have miscalculated my angle and caught the desk instead of the drapes. My cleaning lady will be loving her job tomorrow. Little does she know the powers of an AIDScock.
It makes me laugh that almost 1800 people didn't have to buy PPV tonight. Now if the Oilers posted some of these games in HD on their site for like 5 bucks or something, they'd do OK. But nooooooo.
Greedy bastards - you lost $36,000 tonight. Hah hah!
So apparently I should lay off the meth or something because I guess the Oilers never had a mascot.
Maybe I'm thinking of Peter Puck? I don't know. The 90's were a fucking wild time.
I heard that the real reason Nilsson is injured is that he threw his towel on the floor and Joey beat his ass in front of the team. Then Joey stood over him and said "Come back when you're on a mural on 99st...bitch!"
Is it just me or is it hard to figure out by listening to the feed that the Coyotes are even losing this game, let alone getting their asses kicked at 4-0? Man. I though Rod was a homer.
Tyson Nash was all like "yeah the score isn't indicative of how they've played. 2 great periods in a row, blah blah blah".
I'll give them the 2nd. They played pretty well. But the first? Come on. 2 goals in 7 seconds isn't excusable.
Would it be wrong to make love to my wife under that Joey mural?
I heard that Joey didn't beat his ass, he FUCKED it. Right in the middle of the dressing room. Hard, deep strokes if I remember correctly too. Poo Czar would have blown a gasket watching.
My uncle used to be Eddie Oiler waaaaaaaay back in the day.
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