Friday, October 30, 2009

Happy Halloween From JSBM

Happy Halloween you fucking assholes. What's everyone dressing up as this year? I'm going as a convicted sex offender, which means I'll be going door to door to everyone in my neighborhood and letting them know, and then asking them for candy. Not that it was court ordered or anything.....

Anyway since Rusty has been working harder than a slave in 1850's Georgia with his real "job" I took it upon myself to sniff out some tastefully slutty Halloween costumes. So if your lady hasn't decided on something yet make her wear one of these!















Don't get too sick eating all your kids candy you lazy sons of bitches.

-jeanshorts
Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 3:18 PM
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  1. And yes I realize this is a day early but I don't plan on being conscious for too much of the day tomorrow. So this post comes now!

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  2. Beauty post JS! We can always count on you for our god damn content®.

    God I love Halloween parties. Its the one time of the year every chick lets her inner slut out for a spin around the block. And I'm just the perv who'll be there to take advantage. Heh Heh.

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  3. BTW - It goes without saying I suppose, but those Halloween costumes are jizz inducing awesome. Gives me a hint of what to look forward to this weekend.

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