Sunday, October 25, 2009

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Canucks


What a garbage night last night. I don't know what the hell happened out there. Either the flu finally took its toll on the team, or they just have no fucking luck against Calgary whatsoever. I do know this; the Oilers were heavily out shot once again and they finally paid for it.


I'm going to level with you. I don't remember much about the game, and after the Flames 3rd goal I switched over to the fight full on. I remember Stortini playing well and getting in Iginla's grill. And Penner potting another one. And Gilbert and Grebeshkov giving me chest pains with their mediocre play.

Our Oilers roll into my adopted home tonight to square off against a lackluster Vancouver Canucks team. The Canucks are coming off a mediocre win that they just barely squeaked out against the worst team in the league. The only reason they won came down to the fact that they played about 14 minutes of the first period on the power play, and Luongo once again bailed them out when they stopped playing after the first period. If the Oilers can stay out of the box tonight they should be able to easily handle the Canucks 5 on 5. They definitely need to shoot the puck from fucking everywhere if they plan on winning this game. There is no way they can be out shot 38-22 and somehow manage to put 4 or 5 pucks behind Luongo. It's not going to happen. Unfortunately for us he's starting to hit his stride and that's no good for a team averaging around 20 shots a night.

Both squads come in with a fistful of regulars out of the lineup. I think if the Oilers pluggers and ham and eggers can out muscle and wear down the shitty Canucks for 60 minutes our team will fly back home with 2 more points. Also, after watching Leafs/Canucks yesterday I hope Stortini or someone cross checks Mason Raymond in the face. That fucking kid was all over the ice last night and we can't have him drawing penalties and scoring goals against our team, NO SIR! I hate the Canucks so god damn much and if I have to watch our boys lose back to back to them and the Flames I might just stop watching hockey until Tuesday. Ugh, I'm too hungover to think much longer.

jeanshorts prediction: Oilers 2 - Canucks 1

IQWT

GOILERS!

-jeanshorts

P.S I'm going to start doing the Sack Beatings on Monday, because for some reason I always find myself feeling like a hungover sack of shit on Sunday's. Weird.


Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 3:57 PM
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19 Say Your Piece:

  1. Ok Let's fucking do this. Right?
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  2. LET'S DO THISSSSS!!!!!!!

    Fuck man it's pretty wild what a massive shit and a long shower will do for a guy. I feel like 90% better already. Hangover no more!
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  3. Fuck I never thought I'd be happy to see Louie DeBrusk. I fucking hate John Garrett so much.
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  4. Where the fuck is everyone? Is it family dinner night or something? There is hockey on tonight fellas!
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  5. FUCK... I picked a bad time to arrive. Stupid PK.
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  6. Good thing Chorney was out there on the first PK unit.

    God I miss Souray so fucking much.
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  8. First thing is first, we need to stop shooting directly at Luongo's chest.
    Second, my fucking god Sully please get this monkey off your back. And stop taking horrible shots.
    Third, fuck the god damn Canucks. If we stay out of the box there is no way they should win this game. The Oilers had control most of the period 5 on 5 we just couldn't buy a bucket.
    Fuck. Hopefully they don't shit the bed once again in the second. I don't need that.
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  10. IT'S FUCKING COMEBACK TIME!!!! RIGHT?!?!?!?

    Right???


    Please stop hurting me like this oh Oilers of Edmonton.
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  11. You know... I've been Horcoffs biggest supporter. Fucking useless now. Nilsson... Fuck you. I don't care how hard he tries, Stortini should NEVER be on the power play. Does Moreau contribute anything to this team? O'Sullivan can stop shooting anytime now. Cogliano needs to do something. Gilbert is not making me happy. Fuck sake.
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  12. haha it's funny how the mood changes with two lackluster efforts. I won't lie, I was waiting for the wheels to fall off.
    Special teams was garbage.
    Defense was garbage.
    Once again we couldn't clear the puck out of our own zone.
    Guarantee the Oilers lead the league in give aways.
    God dammit Quinn you're line mixing is looking more and more like MacT every god damn day.

    I can't wait till this team isn't being raped by the flu and we get Souray back. God dammit. GOD DAMMIT!
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  13. God damn I hate losing to these two teams. For fuck sakes. I'm still ok with the team just impatient for Big Sexy to get back and for the fucking flu to fuck off.
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  14. So I guess our "balanced scoring" went out the fucking window huh?

    I suppose the truth is that with Noscorecoff playing the way he is, Comrie still sick and Souray out, we really only have one scoring line. So Vancouver checks the crap outta Penner's crew and it becomes a pretty straightforward game - for them. *sigh*

    I'd start throwing things but this hotel I'm staying at for work would charge the crap outta me. God damn cocksucking mother fucker.
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  15. Once we get over this injury/flu hump things will turn around.
    Next on the agenda is addressing the ridiculous amount of turnovers, inability to clear the puck out of our zone, and finding a way to get some greasy goals.

    Pat Quinn also needs to take a hard look at his "forwards play the high slot rather than the point" strategy because it's clearly not working. And his line blending is driving me up the wall. I'm all for guys earning their ice time and getting chances on the PP but this is ridiculous. I was so happy we got rid of MacT so I didn't have to deal with that type of shit anymore.
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  16. I want to add intelligent insight and wit to this conversation.

    Fuck, Cock. Whore. Ballsack. Labia. Cunt. Cocksucker. Fucking twat. Kill babies. suck a dick. fuck. FUCKING COCKAOSS!!!!!!
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  17. JS - Problem is, our lines are all fucked up with the guys either missing or sick, so Quinn turns the blender all the way to puree. Its not like we've got a shitload of real NHL'ers to start with, and 3 of 'em are on the shelf.
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  18. Actually 4 including Pisani. Man. I've totally forgotten about him.
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  19. Well until he fell to the injury bug like everyone else, in my mind Stone was doing a decent job at filling in for Pisani. This team is in dire straights player wise that's for sure.
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