Saturday, October 24, 2009

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Calgary


So I just got home, and I'm already kind of drunk. Battle of Alberta round 3 already. What the fuck? Can't they save some of these games for later in the year when they mean a little more? Fuck sakes. Look for Dustin Penner to continue to rape the score sheet and overtake Slewfootvechkin for the league lead in goals.

jeanshorts prediction: Oilers 5 - Flames 2.

IQWT

GOILERS!

Continue drinking!
Hatched by Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk at 4:49 PM
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86 Say Your Piece:

  1. Lady (Carmen if you’re still creepin’) and Gentelmen… Frank the tank has arrived. *Tosses coin to Smytty777 over at Lowetide* As I said the other day, that game was so good I felt like I needed a cigarette after. I don’t think my nuts have shot of that kind of session in a very long time. I was drained. Do any of you find it weird how when a few games like this we start to think the magic will happen forever. I mean surely Frank can keep this pace going all year long. He looks unstoppable now. Even the league is taking notice. TSN actually stopped talking about “Then Monster” and Burke for 39 seconds to do a little feature on how funny Frank is and how well he is playing. That my friends is hitting the big fucking time. All I know is that That big hulking mother fucker cruising around on the ice wearing number 27 has been giving me a boner that my lady only wishes she could coax out of me. Every time he is on the ice now I am anticipating something cool happening. You can see he is actually skating faster now too because he has a rocket of confidence blasting out his ass and it fucking smells like magic. Sky rockets in flight indeed.
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  2. And lost in all the commotion is the fact that Dangles was along for five points of his own. Nobody is really talking about that too much. I guess it’s like the 80’s when Gretzky was representing and he had to score more than 3 points for him to get a star. It was expected. People expect Dangles to be putting up and he looked good on Thurdsay.

    This team is fucking fun to watch right now and that’s not taking into account the fact the Big Sexy is nowhere to be seen. When he comes back with the way this team is playing right now, it will be like being in a threesome with two hot chicks and then another even hotter chick comes to play as icing on the cake. So much sexiness.
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  3. So they are in Calgary tonight. You know what's awesome about the Flames? This is the team whose three best players were all born in Edmonton and grew up cheering for the Oil. The three guys who cry a single tear every time they see a reflection of themselves in the glass wearing that butt fuck ugly flames uniform. Oh I know that Boumeester claims to have not cheered for the Oilers but that is just for the benefit of his new city. Boy‘s been invisible in Florida for so long, and now he wants to taste to sweetest joy of being a pro in Canada. He’s just trying to stack up as much new ass as possible and wants to play his cards right.
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  4. Holy fuck I'm kicking this party off right. By myself and all!
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  5. PARTY!!! BEERS! HOCKEY!!!

    Man, I can't believe I'm cheering for the Leafs but they're playing well. Fuck the Canucks. God I hate them so much.

    I went for a few drinks after this screening today and me and 2 Flames fans if you can believe that were ganging up on a bar full of Canuck fans. And we won HANDS DOWN!

    FUCK THE CANUCKS!
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  6. Dakin, you can add a 4th. Rene Bourque. He was a big Oil fan growing up.
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  7. I feel bad for the Leafs boys. Reminds me of the Oilers of a few years ago. Played their hearts out but just could not buy a break. Canucks gave up after the first period and there's no way they should have won that game. I guess it's easier to lay back when you've got Luongo in net.

    GO RYAN BADER!!!!
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  8. As much as it joys me to see the Leafs winless...it's more of a piss-off to see the Canucks win by playing shitaniously™ bad hockey.
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  9. Let's DOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOoOOOOooooOOooO THIS!!!1! zOMg!!1! Who saw this coming!?!?
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  10. I'm here... I'm here... Let's remove our clothes and get this party started.
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  11. Fucking nobody around this shithole tonight or what!? Fuck. I'm finally home...with an operating computer...looking to cyber with someone and nooooobody around. Fuck my life.
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  12. Ohhhh, Rusty is here.


    Hey big fella.
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  13. I'm here!!!! Oh hello.... yellow fever.....
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  14. I'm always here when you're looking to cyber ;)

    FUCK CURTIS GLENCROSS!!!
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  15. I couldn't even get pants on today because my boner was raging too hard.
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  16. Holy Fuck.. Iginla better get what's coming... FUCK PHANEUF... FUCK HIM UP!!
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  18. I don't give a fuck how hard Stortini tries... He should NEVER be on the PP.
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  20. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That's how to move the fucking puck... WOW!
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  21. Dangles and Frank the TANK and the VIS!!!!
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  24. WHOA!!! I've been waiting for this one.
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  25. What's Smack doing? ...besides taking punches.
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  26. What a fight. Fuck that was a dandy
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  27. Too bad Mac got the shit kicked out of him.
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  28. He came back a little there at the end.
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  29. *Stumbles through internet door, trips on the way in*

    Hi guysh. *hic* Phuckin' game on yet? Jeezush. Had a few pops before the game. That bartender had 36D *burp* rockets.

    Whu? We're winnin'? Dash phuckin' great. Gotta take a piss. *hic* Where's the can?
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  30. They are in Calgary so you can feel free to piss anywhere you want.
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  32. That was a fucking terrible play. Even worse that he was with him all the way into the zone and then didn't tie up his stick or fucking something.
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  33. *Downs third coffee*

    So I guess blatant cross-checking is legal for this game?
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  34. "Horcoff still looks tentative"

    Great. Just fucking great.
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  35. I'm not liking the way the flu crew is looking right now.
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  36. Fuck man, where is Comrie when we need him?


    *stumbles out the backdoor*

    Seriously though, solid game so far, and pretty good fights. VERY NICE!!!
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  37. I've been thinking about Penner's new nickname today after reading Lowetide's thread.

    You know the movie Troy with Brad Pitt? Penner reminds me of Hector.

    Iginla standing at our blue line shouting out
    "Hector!. HECTOR!"
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  38. And by fights I meant UFC.
    Though that Smac beatdown was pretty solid. I'd score it 30-29 Gratton.
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  39. Looks like the refs are on Calgary's payroll tonight.
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  40. No Smytty777 had it right. Frank the Tank is the nickname.
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  41. Atta Boy Zach!! FUCK THE FLAMES!! JAROME YOU PRICK!
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  42. Zack laying down a bit of payback! Sah-weet!
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  43. Zack's gonna answer to McGratton
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  44. Hey! RossCreek! Crack a beer and pull up a chair.
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  45. McGratton already tired himself out on Smac, Stortini is gonna ragdoll him! And Iginla is gonna eat gloves and fists all night for that bullshit he pulled on Souray!
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  46. RossCreek... You know what is awesome about Stortini? He would answer that call. Take a beating and still come back next shift and piss him off again.
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  47. Dakin, you're probably right. I'm disappointed Prust isn't dressed. I called an Iginla-Jacques scrap tonight earlier at FlamesNation.ca
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  49. That would be good but Jacques has the disease and has played about 35 seconds so far. Obviously not up to it.


    Yes mmm Beer... MMMM "wife brought" beer.
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  50. I'm just looking at my monitor/speakers....fuck are they dusty. Like ...really fucking dusty.

    *opens another beer*

    Oh well.
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  51. My wife's upstairs drinking tea...watching wedding dress/food network/reality show crap. I have to get my own beer. :(

    My wife's funny about hockey. She can't stand to watch it on TV...but take her to a game and she's yelling at the refs, calling players "bumbs" and yelling obscenities. It's awesome.
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  53. Ohhhh, that was close...(offside)
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  56. Off to Hudsons for some hockey and ladies.

    Make sure you guys remember your rubbers if Poo Czar shows up.

    *Having a bar in the same complex as my apartment will be the death of me*


    ...oh fuck. God damn Flames.
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  58. well now.. perhaps I shouldn't have had this other beer....
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  59. Oh for fuck sakes. What is it with the 2nd period and the Oil?
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  61. What in the name of sweet baby jesus are the fucking Oilers doing?
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  63. Sucking the proverbial cock?
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  64. They're deep throating it right now. Full on suppression of the gag reflex right now. Fuck me.
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  66. Yeah...strudwick not the guy I had drawn up for being alone in the high slot.
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  67. come on...HIGH STICK. HIGH STICK. HIGH STICK.
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  70. 4-1...pffft...that's nothing...The Oilers eat up 3 goal deficits for breakfast. I'll get Penner on the phone. He'll know what to do.
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  71. Kevin Weekes is as bad a colour commentator as he was a goalie.
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  73. LADDY LADDY LADDY! How did he get the worst of that? Fuck you Kevin Weekes!
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  74. Thank you TB!! Yezzzzzzzzzzir... Comeback time.
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  75. Wait... Did Weekes say Smid got the worst of that? really?
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  77. Fuck.. that hit on David Booth was epic.
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  78. So I'm getting a little horny right now. I'd like Dangles to make my ass quiver on this PP. come on baby.
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  79. That was a terrible powerplay. Fuckin depressing.
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  80. I just don't understand how that is a hold.
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  81. Come on Horcoff. I want to love you but you have got to stop fucking up.
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  83. As am I. Fuck this place, it's bullshit... I'm outta here.
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  84. By the way JS you fucked up the prediction.
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  85. Well, at least I got the prediction right, mind you it was the wrong teams............



    *shotgun blast*
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  86. Wow! So, pissed drunk, but lets see how I do...

    Sean Horcoff...hmmm... Mr Useless. What's with that?

    Know what? I miss Mike Comrie. Alot.

    Then there's:

    - Souray

    - Brule

    - Staios

    God we need those guys.

    Strudwick playin' way more than he should.

    Good god man. Watchin' Calgary play with a full NHL roster pisses me off. And Glencross? Don't even get me started.

    The booze was doin' the talkin' tonight. Oilers lose. But realistically, I guess it could be expected.

    Dakin - I'm still waiting for the WEM adventures.

    Must. Sleep. Now.
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