The Oilers get going on their year today, NHL '10 comes out today, and Rusty will be puking in a grassy field to end his evening. It's September 15th, and you know what that means...
IT'S RUSTY'S BIRTHDAY BITCHES!
I'm officially old enough to get cheap car insurance, meaning this is officially the last birthday to get excited about. What kind of pompous ass posts about his own birthday? Rusty! That's who. Now, where are my presents?!?
In a cunning attempt to lure you into purchasing me valuable goods, I have prepared the following visuals:
On a day where I realize my dream of being the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys is over, I give my tip of the cap to Tim Tebow for landing pretty much the hottest girl ever. I recall hearing about this on the radio a while back, but it wasn't until last night that I randomly stumbled on those delicious pics. I also stumbled on the following lovely pics:
What a wonderful day. Go Sooners?
Oh, and buy me presents.
Warmest Regards,
- Rusty
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
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Haha...have a merry birthday anZOMG!!! NHL10 COMES OUT TODAY!!!
Happy birthday Rusty. Now if you will excuse me, these images have forced me to go take drastic action on myself.
-WG
Don't forget the "evasive maneuver" at the end Mr. Gretz.
What? These bastards make you post on your birthday?
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