Saturday, August 1, 2009

Alriiiiight... More JSBM Hate from PETA Hippies


Hey fuck you guys. Damn you all JSBM, Rusty, TB, and all those associated with this website. We're all friends here, and I wanted to let you know just how our friendly little website is viewed by animal lovers.

Not two days ago this spicey little ticket came into through the wire, and I felt like I needed to share. Follow along with me as I dissect the thoughts of one 'AMCG' the cattle rancher from Texas.

"I am a animal activists and don't believe that animals should be negelected or treated badly. they have 13% of human brain like a baby, child and eventually teen and elder. So whats your deal. have you ever watch news where they scoop up the cow with broken legs with a hi-lo fork is that humane? i don't know about you but I don't want to eat that kinda meat. that animal is in terrible pain and dying with no help but more suffering, that taints meat."

baggedmilk: They have 13% of a human brain. Obviously, with grammar and sentence structure like yours, you might be making a solid case for the animals. "negelected?" I think that's what happens when Obama was elected President down in the states wasn't it? Maybe it's just me.

"mans best friend they didn't asked to be put here to be beat, starved, burned, fucked and just killed. they are innocent little animals needing love, companionship and a home."

baggedmilk: Wait a minute here... Are you saying you have successfully had sex with your dog? Every time I try, the little bastard runs off, or tries to bite me. "Who likes the Skippy? That's a good boy."

As for putting out my joints on Hitler the Wonder Dog's balls, I'll consider quitting but not likely.

"get with the fucking picture you ass. i don't give a shit what others say do or how much of a hyprocrite they are. I just care what is and how much difference i can make on the next person or animal for that matter. Don't put us all in a category like we wear star of david and were all Jews and your Hitler. Cause if thats the case your gonna go down big like Hitler."

baggedmilk: You're contradicting yourself here handsome. PETA, believes that animals are not meant to be caged or for entertainment purposes. You said, all man's best friend needs is a home. BOOYA, mother fucker.

Nice reference to the Holocaust though. I'm sure the killing, rape, and beatings of millions of Jews is the same thing as little Froo Froo not getting his Kibble on time.

"Maybe I'll be the one shoveling pineapples up your ass in hell with pleasure.

AMCG OH PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME. I WONT U........"

baggedmilk: Umm, I'm not sure whether I should be aroused, offended, or hungry. I love pineapple. As for our date in Hell, save me a seat, and you're picking up the tab on it. Oh damn me, I was never good at playing hard to get.

3 Say Your Piece:

Greg MC said...

Shoveling pinapples up your ass.. BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Corey said...

Nicely done boys. BM, your commentary was legendary.

The Towel Boy said...

Colourful character, that person.

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