JSBM Fall Line 09

What the fuck happened? Nothing has been posted on here for close to a week. Jeanshorts had to deal with a fucking heat wave that would make Nigerians say "fuck me it's hot out." Rusty has been gallivanting all over gods green earth, been banned for life from Japser and is now terrorizing steakhouse waitresses all over Winnipeg's icy summer tundra. Baggedmilk is probably dead on a beach or being fucked in the ass in a Thai jail somewhere (hopefully), and the Towel Boy is a wild card as always. He's probably busy getting on top of his wife or something. Who the fuck knows. All I know is that we have been beyond lazy during this dog days of summer and we are sorry. To make it up to you here's your chance to buy a bunch of t-shirts and make us all filthy rich!


That's right, just in time for back to school, those last few summer weddings, your first and/or most recent trip to the drunk tank, etc. JSBM has a whole jizz sock load full of new shirts to compliment the one we had sitting in there for months.

First on the docket, a shirt I like the call "The Dink."



Weather you've been ghost riding the Fuck Dany Heatly bandwagon since July 2nd like jeanshorts, or are still having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that you are going to have to watch Horcoff whiff on hundreds of beautifully served up passes from Hemsky for at least one more season, I think we can all agree that this convicted felon, err, I mean high scoring left winger can fuck his own hat. March 9, 2010 isn't that far away so you should probably buy one of these before every single person in the City Of Champions is rocking one. It comes in a couple different colors too so you may as well buy them all you cheap fucks.

This next one is sure to be a hit with the animal lovers in the crowd.



As you all know we have an ongoing, and pretty god damn hilarious feud with the fuck faces who support PETA. And what better way to show your support for us than by wearing a shirt with the word FUCK spelled out in shiny gold letters. If you told me this shirt came straight out of a 50 Cent video I'd believe you! Look at that thing. Can you spell pimp? Guaranteed to get you laid.

I thought of this next one when I was really high. And that's pretty much all there is to say about it. Other than the fact that I still think it's hilarious in it's own stupidity.



Guaranteed to get you laid!

And finally a little something for the ladies. You know we're always thinking of you fine pieces of tail, and now you can be almost as awesome as the guys by showing off your tits in what has been called the "greatest shirt of our generation."



And fella's what better way to tell your internet girlfriend how you feel, then by buying her a shirt with Pat Quinn's face on it. Guaranteed to get you laid!

So now, go out, and buy the fuck out of these shirts. This website doesn't just run off good intentions and the power we generate by masturbating all day. We need some fucking beer money here people. You can walk around with the satisfaction of knowing you are supporting a revolution and you will look sweet as fuck doing it. If you can't navigate to the store from the link at the top of this post, just click on Pat Quinn's glorious mug. And spend, spend, spend!

-JSBM