Remember this? Do you remember when signs like the one above were being seen all over the Sun and the Journal, and everyone pretended like they were the first to dream it up? I do. I remember the feeling from inside Rexall during the playoffs, I remember the vibe in the city during the playoff run, and I remember burning the mother fucker down on Whyte Ave after each game. It was beautiful wasn't it.Well it sure as fuck won't happen again if you assholes play like you did last night against the Coyotes. That was despicable, unbelievable, unfathomable and damn near unforgivable. The Oilers have spent the past few weeks pissing away opportunities to create some space for themselves by losing to terrible fucking hockey teams. Lose to Detroit? Ok, I can give you a pass on Detroit, but to Phoenix? Are you serious?
Something had better change if the Oilers want to make the big dance. Unfortunately, tonight they're playing the Ducks, and they've been on a roll lately. Not to mention these flightless faggots have jumped ahead of our beloved, copper and blue, in the standings. It's a sad state of affairs in the nation these days, and something has got to change in order to make it happen.
I know what the problem is fortunately, and luckily your old pal baggedmilk has the solution. Craig Mactavish just hasn't had enough time to coach this squadron into fighting shape yet. I can guarantee that at some point between now and the next 9 years we will win the division. So help me God we will do it. If I have to saddle up the JSBM panel van and abduct JonBenet Ramsey's pixie bones I will get this team back into the playoffs. All we need is more time.
Right? Right???? Ugh.
-baggedmilk
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