Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I Hate You, PETA, Even More Than Mike Vick Hates Dogs

Today, Mike Vick pleaded guilty to dog fighting in state court. Turns out that he will not likely have any additional jail time added to his sentence until he can figure out a way to get the inmates battling each other for profit. Firstly, I've said it before but what the hell is wrong with you and your brother, Mike Vick? Both of you hood black guys had the whole world in the palms of your spear chucking hands. Both Vick brothers had seemingly limitless potential with world beating athletic ability and yet, both have managed to piss it all away. One ended up in jail, while the other narrowly avoided it. Mike Vick was the top paid player in the NFL/multiple record holder but because he hung out with ghetto ass "bras" and gang bangin "cuzshins" that liked dog fighting he decided to set up shop in his own fucking house of all places. Marcus Vick might be the bigger piece of shit of the two since he was thrown out of Virginia Tech before even getting drafted. Baby Vick got 381 chances with this school but after the 9 traffic convictions, multiple possession charges, and almost getting busted for fucking a 15 year old the school had had enough. This dude got more leash than I thought humanly possible.


Anyway, I went off on a tangent there. The Vick brothers are a completely different article that I think I should start working on.


At Mike Vick's court hearing nine members of PETA showed up to protest. (ooooh big turn out, your ads must be working) The protesters stood quietly outside of the courthouse holding signs that read 'Dogfighters Repent' while others had photographs of bloodied fighting dogs. (Obviously the loser dogs from the Vick fights) Look PETA, it's cool that you have a cause, and it's cool that you often get models to pose naked because wearing fur is so terrible. I appreciate the nakedness and your realization that using sex to sell your organization is great marketing. The bloodied dogs? Does anyone care anymore? We live in a world that has become so desensitized to blood and gore that when I see a PETA advertisement it makes me start laughing. Why do I laugh you ask? My nephew is a young lad and was playing his new favorite game Gears of War 2 and I watched him use a chain saw and cut someone in half. (Awesome by the way) Do you really think the next generation with these kids are really going to give a shit if the chicken on his plate had it's spine ripped out in an ethical manner? I sure as shit don't. As long as the animal tastes good I'm going to eat it, and I don't care if it was hatched in an incubator and born without feathers and a beak or if it was killed with the animals feelings in mind. As long as it's dead. I also find it funny that a bunch of rich black guys thought that betting on dog fights was the best way to spend their time and money.

PETA you're fighting a losing battle. Animals always have and always will be eaten. Animals will continue to show up in zoos, and circuses and be used for our entertainment. Just because you get Pamela Anderson naked on a billboard does not mean that I'm going to stop eating full turkeys when given the opportunity. Not to mention I can see Pamela naked on the Internet for free without the risk of contracting hepatitis. PETA you're a new generation of hippies, people hated your kind in the 60's and we still hate you today. If you're a vegetarian that's cool, but shut the fuck up about it, because I don't care. Nor will I stop eating burgers, chicken, and all the other animals on Gregor's green earth. So keep pushing your ads like the one I've posted above, and I'll keep laughing at you all while my face drips with blood from a blue rare steak.

Don't forget, PETA, if the animals were in control do you think they would give two fucks about your feelings before they ate you alive? You're assholes, go join Scientology and rid yourself of all those negative Thetans while you're at it.

-baggedmilk

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As an aside, everyone should check out a documentary called "Your Mommy Kills Animals". It's all about animal rights, liberation, and just plain idiocy of these overzealous vegans. It's very interesting, and got me riled up to go punch anyone with stretched ears.

-jeanshorts

15 Say Your Piece:

Wanye Gretz said...

I also find it funny that a bunch of rich black guys thought that betting on dog fights was the best way to spend their time and money.

Oh man. This article is SPICY!

Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk said...

I have always enjoyed the fact that PETA members seem to forget anything they were every taught in grade 7 science. The food chain makes nothing but logical sense, and because we are the smartest of all the animals, why the fuck shouldn't we breed/slaughter chickens, cows, pandas, eels, dolphins, dogs, cats, rats, snakes, anything we can get our bloodlusty hands on.
Long live red meat, and fuck animals.

-a drunken rant from your pal jeanshorts.

Anonymous said...

ignorant people...

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that PETA gets pissed that others kill animals, when they killed 21,000 dogs and cats within a 10 year span. Doesn't that seem a little hypocritical? I think so.

Anonymous said...

Wow you guys are really assholes. i hope you eat so many steaks that the saturated fat cloggs your arteries and you die instantly from a heart attack. Or better yet you get stuck in the wilderness and get eaten by wolves. You suck and youre probably fat so go kill yourself k bye.

Anonymous said...

Newsflash Peta had to put down animals in shelters (in a very humane way) because no body was taking the unfortunate animals and in our society not much money is put aside for funding of shelters. If people were not complete idiots they would get dogs from shelters and not breeders but people are retards and whomever would suggest that Peta is hypocritical is also a retard. Why would they even bother trying to save animals if they didnt care? Take your head out of your ass and stop dissing Peta you useless douche bag. Who have you ever helped?????

Anonymous said...

Let's make something very clear,those black guys that you referred to are not just black there MEN!!!!!So enough with the race card already it's past old!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get a life and animal cruelty is wrong but then again I bet you are probably doing worse loser

Anonymous said...

really, youre gonna bash on PETA? how many animals have you saved?

I Less Than Three Tasty Animals said...

From one meat loving individual to another, two thumbs way up :D I quite enjoyed reading this, and I agree 100%. If you PETA panzies don't like the fact that I love eating tasty animals, go protest it. Seems that's all you're really good at anyway.

Joe Jackson said...

Does PETA protest when animals kill fellow animals? Cause those Lions are decimating the antelope population.

someone in the other side of the planet said...

First, you don´t have nothing to do in your fucking life, right?
You are an idiot boy who search "naked women" at google every night while you play with your LITTLE penis, right? yeah, because I know that every stupid american is like this.
anyway, if you won´t stop eating animal the problem is all yours, NOBODY is interested about it.
Peta don´t even imagine that you EXIST.(was better if doesn´t)
Your nephew is as idiot and stupid as you.
It's because of people like him (and you)(americans) that the world is this shit. And the next generation WILL "give a shit" for the planet because THERE ARE people who really CARE about the world.
HAve you ever studied History?
The world have a little of peace because there where many people that did something! Specially the in the 60's, the 70´s, 80´s....
So FAT virgin boy, why don´t you go out and do something interesting?
No one is giving importance to what you wright. If we can call "it" a text.
Because for me this is a "vent" of a no-love boy.(ah, you should take a look at your family, if u have one. Maybe your father is cheathing your mother or she is cheathing him...your sister is a wore or your brother is gay, if you have one, and maybe u are gay.I don´t know...nothing against the gays, by the way)
So think about it, nobody cares for what u think. even your family. even your friends, if you have by the way....
turn off your computer before write somenthing. Nothing that came to you is important.
NOBODY CARES FOR WHO YOU ARE OR FOR WHAT YOU SAY!
Peace and love!!!!

p.s: I want an answer.

Anonymous said...

the animals kill because they NEED, because they have to survive. idiots

Anonymous said...

Peta is the most disgusting organization I have ever looked into. They are more a threat to society then any pure race organization coming into power. There leader ship should be imprisoned for the money they have given to terrorist organizations.

Anonymous said...

you people are jerks...just google and see how the seals are slaughtered,,,are they meant to be eaten and abused .eat chicken,pork,cow but give them a good life,good food,good shelter.the elephants that are beaten up ,by circus people,,so do you think its good hurting helpless creatures for commerce or entertainment?????
answer my question. don't blame anyone because you are the people who are at fault.those helpless creatures..need help,and peta is a respective organisation to help those in need.unlike you people who are so selfish and dont think about other live.if i was one of you i would have insulted you people but i know what are my limitations.

Anonymous said...

If you want to help animals, then support the spca. They're the ones who support animals where people fail to act. Peta kills 95-99% of the animals they "rescue". It's a scam. They do radical things for one reason, attention. Without this attention, then nobody would know or support there organization. I wish this wasn't anonymous but, I don't have any of these accounts,anyway, fuck peta, they're oppressive assholes.

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