Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I Hate You, PETA, Even More Than Mike Vick Hates Dogs

Today, Mike Vick pleaded guilty to dog fighting in state court. Turns out that he will not likely have any additional jail time added to his sentence until he can figure out a way to get the inmates battling each other for profit. Firstly, I've said it before but what the hell is wrong with you and your brother, Mike Vick? Both of you hood black guys had the whole world in the palms of your spear chucking hands. Both Vick brothers had seemingly limitless potential with world beating athletic ability and yet, both have managed to piss it all away. One ended up in jail, while the other narrowly avoided it. Mike Vick was the top paid player in the NFL/multiple record holder but because he hung out with ghetto ass "bras" and gang bangin "cuzshins" that liked dog fighting he decided to set up shop in his own fucking house of all places. Marcus Vick might be the bigger piece of shit of the two since he was thrown out of Virginia Tech before even getting drafted. Baby Vick got 381 chances with this school but after the 9 traffic convictions, multiple possession charges, and almost getting busted for fucking a 15 year old the school had had enough. This dude got more leash than I thought humanly possible.


Anyway, I went off on a tangent there. The Vick brothers are a completely different article that I think I should start working on.


At Mike Vick's court hearing nine members of PETA showed up to protest. (ooooh big turn out, your ads must be working) The protesters stood quietly outside of the courthouse holding signs that read 'Dogfighters Repent' while others had photographs of bloodied fighting dogs. (Obviously the loser dogs from the Vick fights) Look PETA, it's cool that you have a cause, and it's cool that you often get models to pose naked because wearing fur is so terrible. I appreciate the nakedness and your realization that using sex to sell your organization is great marketing. The bloodied dogs? Does anyone care anymore? We live in a world that has become so desensitized to blood and gore that when I see a PETA advertisement it makes me start laughing. Why do I laugh you ask? My nephew is a young lad and was playing his new favorite game Gears of War 2 and I watched him use a chain saw and cut someone in half. (Awesome by the way) Do you really think the next generation with these kids are really going to give a shit if the chicken on his plate had it's spine ripped out in an ethical manner? I sure as shit don't. As long as the animal tastes good I'm going to eat it, and I don't care if it was hatched in an incubator and born without feathers and a beak or if it was killed with the animals feelings in mind. As long as it's dead. I also find it funny that a bunch of rich black guys thought that betting on dog fights was the best way to spend their time and money.

PETA you're fighting a losing battle. Animals always have and always will be eaten. Animals will continue to show up in zoos, and circuses and be used for our entertainment. Just because you get Pamela Anderson naked on a billboard does not mean that I'm going to stop eating full turkeys when given the opportunity. Not to mention I can see Pamela naked on the Internet for free without the risk of contracting hepatitis. PETA you're a new generation of hippies, people hated your kind in the 60's and we still hate you today. If you're a vegetarian that's cool, but shut the fuck up about it, because I don't care. Nor will I stop eating burgers, chicken, and all the other animals on Gregor's green earth. So keep pushing your ads like the one I've posted above, and I'll keep laughing at you all while my face drips with blood from a blue rare steak.

Don't forget, PETA, if the animals were in control do you think they would give two fucks about your feelings before they ate you alive? You're assholes, go join Scientology and rid yourself of all those negative Thetans while you're at it.

-baggedmilk

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As an aside, everyone should check out a documentary called "Your Mommy Kills Animals". It's all about animal rights, liberation, and just plain idiocy of these overzealous vegans. It's very interesting, and got me riled up to go punch anyone with stretched ears.

-jeanshorts
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38 Say Your Piece:

  1. I also find it funny that a bunch of rich black guys thought that betting on dog fights was the best way to spend their time and money.

    Oh man. This article is SPICY!
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  2. I have always enjoyed the fact that PETA members seem to forget anything they were every taught in grade 7 science. The food chain makes nothing but logical sense, and because we are the smartest of all the animals, why the fuck shouldn't we breed/slaughter chickens, cows, pandas, eels, dolphins, dogs, cats, rats, snakes, anything we can get our bloodlusty hands on.
    Long live red meat, and fuck animals.

    -a drunken rant from your pal jeanshorts.
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  3. ignorant people...
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  4. I think it's funny that PETA gets pissed that others kill animals, when they killed 21,000 dogs and cats within a 10 year span. Doesn't that seem a little hypocritical? I think so.
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  5. Wow you guys are really assholes. i hope you eat so many steaks that the saturated fat cloggs your arteries and you die instantly from a heart attack. Or better yet you get stuck in the wilderness and get eaten by wolves. You suck and youre probably fat so go kill yourself k bye.
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  6. Newsflash Peta had to put down animals in shelters (in a very humane way) because no body was taking the unfortunate animals and in our society not much money is put aside for funding of shelters. If people were not complete idiots they would get dogs from shelters and not breeders but people are retards and whomever would suggest that Peta is hypocritical is also a retard. Why would they even bother trying to save animals if they didnt care? Take your head out of your ass and stop dissing Peta you useless douche bag. Who have you ever helped?????
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  7. Let's make something very clear,those black guys that you referred to are not just black there MEN!!!!!So enough with the race card already it's past old!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get a life and animal cruelty is wrong but then again I bet you are probably doing worse loser
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  8. really, youre gonna bash on PETA? how many animals have you saved?
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  9. I Less Than Three Tasty AnimalsAug 7, 2009 05:52 PM
    From one meat loving individual to another, two thumbs way up :D I quite enjoyed reading this, and I agree 100%. If you PETA panzies don't like the fact that I love eating tasty animals, go protest it. Seems that's all you're really good at anyway.
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  10. Does PETA protest when animals kill fellow animals? Cause those Lions are decimating the antelope population.
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  11. someone in the other side of the planetOct 12, 2009 10:19 AM
    First, you don´t have nothing to do in your fucking life, right?
    You are an idiot boy who search "naked women" at google every night while you play with your LITTLE penis, right? yeah, because I know that every stupid american is like this.
    anyway, if you won´t stop eating animal the problem is all yours, NOBODY is interested about it.
    Peta don´t even imagine that you EXIST.(was better if doesn´t)
    Your nephew is as idiot and stupid as you.
    It's because of people like him (and you)(americans) that the world is this shit. And the next generation WILL "give a shit" for the planet because THERE ARE people who really CARE about the world.
    HAve you ever studied History?
    The world have a little of peace because there where many people that did something! Specially the in the 60's, the 70´s, 80´s....
    So FAT virgin boy, why don´t you go out and do something interesting?
    No one is giving importance to what you wright. If we can call "it" a text.
    Because for me this is a "vent" of a no-love boy.(ah, you should take a look at your family, if u have one. Maybe your father is cheathing your mother or she is cheathing him...your sister is a wore or your brother is gay, if you have one, and maybe u are gay.I don´t know...nothing against the gays, by the way)
    So think about it, nobody cares for what u think. even your family. even your friends, if you have by the way....
    turn off your computer before write somenthing. Nothing that came to you is important.
    NOBODY CARES FOR WHO YOU ARE OR FOR WHAT YOU SAY!
    Peace and love!!!!

    p.s: I want an answer.
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  12. the animals kill because they NEED, because they have to survive. idiots
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  13. Peta is the most disgusting organization I have ever looked into. They are more a threat to society then any pure race organization coming into power. There leader ship should be imprisoned for the money they have given to terrorist organizations.
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  14. you people are jerks...just google and see how the seals are slaughtered,,,are they meant to be eaten and abused .eat chicken,pork,cow but give them a good life,good food,good shelter.the elephants that are beaten up ,by circus people,,so do you think its good hurting helpless creatures for commerce or entertainment?????
    answer my question. don't blame anyone because you are the people who are at fault.those helpless creatures..need help,and peta is a respective organisation to help those in need.unlike you people who are so selfish and dont think about other live.if i was one of you i would have insulted you people but i know what are my limitations.
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  15. If you want to help animals, then support the spca. They're the ones who support animals where people fail to act. Peta kills 95-99% of the animals they "rescue". It's a scam. They do radical things for one reason, attention. Without this attention, then nobody would know or support there organization. I wish this wasn't anonymous but, I don't have any of these accounts,anyway, fuck peta, they're oppressive assholes.
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  16. It's a great publicity to PETA ;)
    If you want to go on eating animals, why do you even bother, anyway?

    I agree with PETA. So, thank you for talking about these issues. It seems PETA has more than Pamela's naked body advertising them ;)

    "Negative" publicity is great!!
    Loved the article. Carry on, carry on, please ;)
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  17. Your parents have failed you and the rest of the world by not being responsible enough to teach you about compassion. Maybe you just haven't taken the time to step out of the shadows of ignorance and make yourself aware. Maybe you have been made aware but are too much of a dead soul to change your habits. Either way, you're fucked and I don't give two shits about YOU.
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  18. Once again I read a group of posts by people who appear to lack that which they profess to be. You call for compassion toward animals but fail to understand your own kind. You look at the cute cuddly baby animals and get all warm inside but you can stand on the throats of your opponents and give a damn less.

    Are you really ready to call for war over these cute little animals?

    Let’s face some reality, meat is a major part of the world’s diet and that will not change.

    As for those of you that thought that the reintroduction of the wolves in my part of the world was a good idea (because their warm and cuddly) I would like your address so we can bring them back to you. You need to try living with them in your backyard. Let’s drop several hundred of them and some Grizzlies in central park and see how that goes over.

    Animals are part of the natural food chain and we happen to be at its top.

    Please enjoy your carrots and continue your work to protect the maltreated doggies and kitties

    But stay the hell out of my kitchen.
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  19. ? I thought PETA was an animal helping organization, and I am now confused
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  20. PETA goes overboard very often, I remember being down in new mexico last summer, We were told to shoot 12 gauge shotgun blanks at Peta members who tried to free our donkey's who hauled our gear from our "oppression". Also until the Western diet has less meat content per week there's no way you can try to make killing animals more humane for evidence watch this http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/mark_bittman_on_what_s_wrong_with_what_we_eat.html

    Personally I love meat and well anyone who says "have you ever saved an animal" I'll tell them no I slaughter chickens and pigs regularly and eat em :) Now I know I'm going to get flamed so W/E your panzy ass bleeding hearts can to your hearts content
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  21. Eat Meat = Clogged Arteries

    Clogged Arteries = Flat Dick

    Now I know why you're so angry!
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  22. Where did this assumption that Peta members and vegetarians are hippies? I'm a Peta member and a vegetarian but certainly not a hippie. I hate hippies. I'm not a greenie environmentalist either. I'm a very right wing Christian who believes that compassion to animals is just as important to compassion to humans.

    Peta isn't fighting a losing battle. Look at the progression of animal rights and people’s awareness of animal welfare over the last 50 years. Even the last 10 to 20 years. They are most definitely gaining ground.

    I know that people like yourself couldn't care less about the welfare of animals. You see them as merely food products off a supermarket shelf. Your attitude makes me wonder whether you've ever personally known any animals, such as a pet. But anyway, Peta knows they’re never going to change the minds of such stubborn individuals like yourself. But they can influence the opinions of many others. It's those people who they target, not you. So they are not wasting their time at all. While you’re a lost cause, there are many others with more open minds who have the ability to realise that there are things more important than the taste of their food.
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  23. "Don't forget, PETA, if the animals were in control do you think they would give two fucks about your feelings before they ate you alive?"

    I like to think we are better than animals. You know, we have morals, ethics, consciences. Or at least I would like to think we do, and for that reason I think we can be better than animals--that means not treating them the way they might treat us. I'd like to think we can be more peaceful to them because we are smarter, but people like you make me think that maybe we are every bit as uncivilized, or maybe we're even worse.

    This comes close to being one of the most ignorant, childish, uninformed, and uneducated crack-pot rants I have ever read. I could go back through and take this apart, piece by piece, but it is too far beneath me. I can smell a whole lot of insecurity in your words, a lot of dissatisfaction with your life, probably self-created, and a complete lack of strength and resolve. It must be tough standing with the great majority, huh? There are seeds of a lot of other problems here, too. Look closely--a lot of people will laugh at the PETA remarks, but this article is laced with racism, sexism, ecological insensitivity, and violence. And as a little side note, apparently our author has a lot to say about PETA, but couldn't find the time to cite even ONE piece of factual evidence to put down PETA in an objective manner. I shouldn't be surprised by a lack of facts, though, when it is clear to me that education is not on this person's priority list.
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  24. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.
    GET A LIFE DICK FACE.

    If I ever meet you face to face I'm going to cut your leg off and eat it.
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  25. "Don't forget, PETA, if the animals were in control do you think they would give two fucks about your feelings before they ate you alive?"

    Just to add on to what Anonymous said two posts above; no animals would put billions of humans into tiny cages for their entire lives just so they could eventually be eaten. They wouldn't cage women and pump them full of hormones to force them to produce milk. They also wouldn't abuse humans just for the fun of it.

    In fact, most animals on this planet wouldn't want to harm a human unless they felt threatened. They would act only in self defence. All of the other dangerous animals that would attack humans would only do so for food because their instincts tell them to. They need to eat meat to survive. They can't eat a herbivorous diet.

    We humans don't have the instincts that those carnivores have. We have no killing instinct and we can live on a vegetarian diet very healthily; actually, more healthily. The only reason to eat animals is for the taste. And although the taste might be really good, is it worth killing another life for?

    And besides, anyone who has ever known an animal, anyone who has loved an animal, will be able to tell you that animals do care about us humans.
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  26. Heart Disease, cancer, massive obesity, global warming SHOULD be enough reason to go vegan without any extra from peta. But people are stupid and would rather die hooked up to a mechanical lung than give up their double bacon whoppers.
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  27. Let me guess baggedmilk your from fuckin texas or some red neck inbred piece of shit state haha your such a ignorant fuck i feel sorry for you. hey heres a invite i got gauged ears and im a mixed martial arts fighter in california so come try to punch me and ill break your fuckin arm in 2 and then ill go eat a fuckin salad and drink soy milk. dumb fuck. you tell vegetarians to shut up yet you come online and write a huge paragraph against them get a fuckin life. oh and im sorry i used a big boy word gauged. that means stretched. send me your address ill get you a dictionary and you can increase your vocabulary sorry another big word for you. hahaha moron
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  28. Hey guy, thanks for the comment. Just to clarify we are both from Canada.
    I'd also like to add that just because you pushed your dad off of the top of you and then hate fucked yourself to the the Brock Lesner fight from UFC 100, that doesn't mean you're a mixed martial arts fighter.
    Also, instead of posting anonymously like a fucking pussy, you should send us hate mail via our email address. I'd point out that it's on the right hand side, but I'm going to guess by your punctuation and sentence structure that it may be a little hard for you to find it so; jeanshortsandbaggedmilk@gmail.com.
    We'll gladly send you our address, and we'll probably send you a free t-shirt too. Make sure to tell all your friends how much this sight sucks and how terrible we are so they can all see for themselves.
    Cha-ching!
    I'd also ask you how you are going to explain the giant fucking holes in your ears to your grandkids, but anyone with "gauged" ears clearly sucks a lot of cock so I guess you won't run into that problem.
    If you'll excuse me, I have some delicious meat to eat.
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  29. I'd like to remind everyone that proper punctuation is the key to getting your point across. Writing a sentence that is a paragraph long without any commas, periods, or capitalization only furthers your stupidity.
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  30. "Peta kills 95-99% of the animals they "rescue". It's a scam."

    87% of statistics are completely made up.
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  31. i love these comments against your arcticle
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  32. To the guy on the other side of the world, learn to speak English before writing a post in English. And no, not all Americans are stupid.

    To the guy that called the writer of this article fat: most of the vegetarians I know are fat. We need the vitamins and minerals that come from meat. Where do you get your protein and iron?

    To everyone else: I have to say that eating meat is good for you, but I'm sure that we could all eat much less of it. It is NOT good for you to have meat with a side of meat, if you get what I'm saying. It is ALSO not very healthy for the environment. We, as humans, eat SO much meat that we are actually ruining the food chain right now. I wish that people would be responsible and maybe take some time to LEARN what is going on in the world, instead of being naive, misinformed idiots who speak and make presumptions based on what they THINK is right or is happening, does that make sense? I can't stand it!
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  33. Sorry, but I just read more comments... It is NOT MORE HEALTHY to be a vegetarian! How come they're all fat anemics?!?! God. I really hate stupid people. You can be just as healthy either way, of course, but being a vegetarian is NOT MORE HEALTHY. It's 2010. Can you please just go to school. Ok, done. I get too pissed off.
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  34. Sorry, one more thing.

    Can we start a campaign against PETA for the exploitation of women's bodies? K, thanks.
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  35. Anonymous,

    I don’t know who you know, but I have never met one fat vegetarian. I struggle to believe your claim that most of the ones you know are fat. Even if that is true though, it doesn’t mean that vegetarianism is bad for you, or even equal to meat eating. Not eating meat is healthier, but it doesn’t make people immune to poor diets. Vegetarians can still eat junk food and far more calories than they can burn off. A fat vegetarian would be healthier than any fat meat eater.

    All of the vitamins and minerals you get from meat can also be easily gained from non-animal sources. Meat isn’t the only food with protein and iron. There are a lot of non-animal based foods with protein and iron, and the amount of protein we actually need is greatly exaggerated anyway. We can easily get all of the protein and iron we need from non-animal derived food. In fact, in the United States, there are only ever a couple of cases of protein deficiency every year, and in all of those cases it’s caused by starvation; people not getting enough protein because they’re not eating enough food. As for iron, the amount of bio-available iron (the iron that your body can actually use) in meat is much lower than the total iron level. You’re not actually getting as much iron from meat as you think. The bio-available iron from plant based foods however is most of the total iron level.

    If you don’t believe that meat is bad for you, then I suggest reading a book called The China Study by Dr. T. Colin Campbell.

    All of the minerals your body needs can be easily obtained from non-animal based foods. As for meat, it has been linked to a large number of cancers in many large studies as well as other health problems. Plant derived protein is far superior to animal-derived protein because of the health issues caused by animal proteins. Also, artery clogging cholesterol is gained only from animal derived foods. It can be eliminated from your body by avoiding food from animals. If you don’t believe any of this, I suggest that you read The China Study.

    Your claim that all vegetarians are fat and anaemic is ridiculous. The idea that most vegetarians are fat doesn’t make one bit of sense and the idea that vegetarians are iron deficient is a myth. I’m a vegetarian and I am certainly not fat or iron deficient. And while being iron and protein deficient might be unhealthy, having excess iron and protein has been proven to be much more dangerous.

    I believe it is you who is naive and misinformed.
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  36. The PETA guys are all faggots. They got Pamala Anderson's naked body only because they payed millions to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  37. whoever wrote this article is stupid.
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  38. I THINK THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!ASS JABBER!YOU KNOW ANIMALS ARE LIKE FUCKING PEOPLE!BULLSHIT!I THINK U SHOULD TURN ON UR OVEN THEN PUT STICKS IN YOUR HOUSE. THEN TAKE YOUR GUN AND SHOOT UR SELF.MEAT ALSO HAS A POOP IN IT.
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